Oral Sex Simulator 'The Sqweel' Looks Weird AF, But It Sent Me To Orgasm Heaven!

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This New Sex Toy Called 'The Sqweel' Might Look Weird But It Is Orgasm Central
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You're going to want to keep an open mind about this one...

Looking for an easy way to orgasm?

Some way to climax quickly?

Something that will sexually stimulate your entire body and make you tingle with pleasure?

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Well, don't we all want that ...? 

Unfortunately, we can't always get that from our partner exactly when we want it, so we turn to masturbation and our favorite go-to sex toys

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But sometimes even a standard vibrator isn't enough to do the job the way we'd really like it done.

So, what's a horny chick like you to do?

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Most sex toys are a great, easy way to get the pleasure and orgasms you've been seeking whether with your partner or by yourself.

And they're perfect both for a woman on the go or someone who likes to take her sweet time. 

She can simply put on her favorite porn, pull out some lubricant and go to town.

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BUT... the question remains, which toy can you use when what you're missing isn't so much penetration, but the special goodness of oral sex?

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I recently asked myself the same thing as I was searching the internet, shopping around for something new and unique.

Then I came across one of the craziest looking sex toys I'd ever seen ...The Sqweel.

 

The Sqweel is a pocket cunnilingus simulator, designed to please you as well as real life oral sex would. 

 

 

I know, I know. It looks ridiculous, but hear me out.

I've got 3 reasons you are going to LOVE this toy like you've never loved a sex toy before.

 

1. It's got 10 rotating flesh-like tongues. 

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TEN rotating tongues ... on your clitoris ...

Think about it.

 

2. It has 6 different speeds and patterns.

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That is SIX modes of electrifyingly intense pleasure you that can be felt against your clitoris, nipples, and anus.

I am almost needn't say more. But ...

 

3. It's 100% waterproof. 

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Has anyone ever gone down on you in the bath?

I hope not because they'd probably choke on the water — but The Sqweel can!

Still not sure about The Sqweel? I wasn't at first either, but I decided to go ahead and give it a go.

And I am SO glad I did.

 

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The Sqweel is awesome! It has a decent battery life, has plenty of different features to choose from, and most importantly, it makes you orgasm.

Every. Single. Time.

I got mine on Ebay but they're available in pretty much every online adult sex store. 

And, of course, be sure to carefully wash it with mild soap and water after every use.

Be safe and have fun. You won't regret it!

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