Photo: WeHeartIt
Thar she blows!
By Rebecca Jane Stokes — Written on May 03, 2017
For as long as porn has been around, it has been influencing our tastes when it comes to how we have sex.
From pube preferences to sex positions, consciously or unconsciously, what we see when we watch pornography is influencing the whole wild and wacky world of sex.
Lately, there's been a trend that is almost impossible to ignore.
Seriously, if you ignore it you could drown and/or be blinded.
I'm talking (because of course I am) about squirting orgasms.
Not every woman can have a squirting orgasm, but those women who can swear by them.
And you know who loves squirting even more than the women having orgasms so intense it leaves them feeling parched and weary?
The straight dudes GIVING who are giving women squirting orgasms!
With that in mind, I decide to ask my ever-reliable pool of anonymous men. They provided me with plenty of different reasons why men love squirting, and I think you'll find that while their answers are different on the surface, they all ultimately love squirting for one MAJOR reason. Trust me, it's hot.
So 'splain me: What's the reason why men love squirting?
- "It's not always easy to tell if a woman has an orgasm. When she squirts, that's one way you totally know."
- "It means I'm good in bed. Straight up."
- "There's nothing hotter (imho) than a woman who loses all control during sex and when she squirts, that's proof of it happening."
- "I'm not sure. I see it in a porn a lot and it turns me on."
- "I've been married around 15 years and just recently (this year) discovered that my wife squirts. I'm hoping this is is a new ability rather than a decade and a half of mediocre sex. Fortunately, it surprised her as much as it did me. Regardless of all that, it's freaking awesome. But I have to recommend picking up some sort of mattress protection."
- "I think it's the sexiest thing ever. It makes me feel like I actually did something."
- "I feel like a king when I make her orgasm, regardless. This just made me feel even better, but it's by no means required that she do that every time."
- " I was going down on a girl, went full on, open mouth blowing on her clit while fingering her, she squirted and hit the back of my throat and made me gag. Even that was hot, I don't know why!"
- "I've never been with a woman who squirts but considering that we guys 'squirt,' I don't think we should have a problem with girls who squirt. It's only the extra cleaning up that sucks."
- "The more fluids involved when I have sex, the better, and nothing is wetter than a woman who squirts!"
- "There is no other way of knowing for sure if she was turned on enough!"
- "Makes me feel like a goddamn superman. I can get her to when I'm using my mouth and fingers, but it usually takes a bit of patience. It's pretty fucking hot."
- "It's the physical proof that you're doing a good job. How could that not be hot?"
You heard it here first, folks!
