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oh, Donald ...
By Liza Walter — Written on Apr 12, 2017
You might be thinking that having President Donald Trump in office is a mistake.
You might be thinking that the democrats didn't work hard enough or that the wrong nominee was elected (I miss you Bernie!).
Well, I'm here to tell you you're wrong.
Every single day, when I wake up, I have the pleasure of scanning my news feed on Facebook and Twitter and finding the most hilarious comments that our favorite commander in chief said while I was asleep.
Because, you know, he tweets at 3:00 AM when this mama bear is on her third Ambien dream.
For example: In President Trump's latest interview with Fox News, he spoke about how he discussed the Syrian air strike he launched only a few days ago.
I'll let you see for yourself.
You might even say he's our generation's Marie Antoinette who is known for the saying "Let them eat cake!"
Who is she?
According to History.com:
Marie Antoinette married the future French king Louis XVI when she was just 15 years old. The young couple soon came to symbolize all of the excesses of the reviled French monarchy, and Marie Antoinette herself became the target of a great deal of vicious gossip. After the outbreak of the French Revolution in 1789, the royal family was forced to live under the supervision of revolutionary authorities. In 1793, the king was executed; then, Marie Antoinette was arrested and tried for trumped-up crimes against the French republic. She was convicted and sent to the guillotine on October 16, 1793.
Am I the only one here who sees the irony of her being tried for "trumped-up" crimes. Come on!
It was written in the freakin' stars. Donald Trump is Marie Antoinette reincarnate.
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Now, I don't expect President Donald Trump to be sent to a guillotine anytime soon, but I do expect the investigations into his alliances with ... others to prove that he is not equipped to handle the presidency. But that's just me.
I shall wait patiently.
Enjoy!
But Donald Trump has the most respect for women, right?
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"If Hillary Clinton can't satisfy her husband what makes her think she can satisfy America?" — Donald Trump
White male privilege for the win!
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"I could stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose voters." — Donald Trump
*sings* I'm Popeye the sailer man. TOOT TOOT!
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"I am what I am. I am what I am." — Donald Trump
Donald Trump still appreciates the congratulations, though!
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"Appreciate the congrats for being right on radical Islamic terrorism, I don't want congrats, I want toughness & vigilance. We must be smart." — Donald Trump
*BARF*
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"All of the women on 'The Apprentice' flirted with me—consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected." — Donald Trump
Well, when your estimated net worth is 3.5 BILLION, it's easy to have money working for you.
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"Your money should be at work at all times." — Donald Trump
I'm finding it hard to see the beauty ...
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"I mean, part of the beauty of me is that I'm very rich." — Donald Trump
Maybe you should start by not calling people "the blacks."
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"I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks." — Donald Trump
You keep using that word ... I do not think it means what you think it means.
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"Once again, #MSM is dishonest. 'Schlonged' is not vulgar. When I said Hillary got 'schlonged' that meant beaten badly." — Donald Trump
Ladies and gents, our president isn't into anal! We can all sleep peacefully now.
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"No, I'm not into anal." — Donald Trump
You called me a loser! I'm telling MOM!
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"Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest—and you all know it! Please don't feel so stupid or insecure, it's not your fault." — Donald Trump
Uhhh ... sure!
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"With the proper woman, you don't need Viagra." — Donald Trump
I'm out of snarky responses for this one. I just ... can't.
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"Bing bing, bong bong, bing bing bing." — Donald Trump
But I thought he wasn't into anal ... never mind.
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"I don't want to use the word 'screwed,' but I screwed him." — Donald Trump
Well, as long as he enjoyed the cake!
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President Donald Trump talked to Fox News about how he told President Xi about the missiles going into Syria over "the most beautiful chocolate cake ever."
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