The final frontier.
These are the voyages of the starship Booty Prize.
To seek out new erogenous zones, and new strange bodily sounds.
To boldly go where only some people (and poop) have gone before.
Just call me Captain Stokes and imagine I'm wearing I'm speaking with an English accent and wearing a bald cap.
It'll be better that way, trust me.
Anal sex is like Mount Everest.
People can't explain why they want to try it, but it's there, and so they must risk life and limb to reach the summit.
In the process, some of these people discover that anal sex isn't for them.
Others, however, discover that they love it and that their first climb won't be their last.
Sex-speaking, I mean.
Finding the best sex toys for you can make you feel like Cinderella.
Only, this list includes lube, so you won't need to worry about that proverbial glass slipper causing you any bother.
Anal sex isn't for everyone, but if you're curious, these 7 anal sex must-haves are a great way to get started.
Captain Stokes, out!
If you are nervous about the pain that comes with starting out anal sex, do a shot of tequila.
If you're still stressed, make sure you're nice and lubed up AND that you use this super popular butt-numbing cream. You can't have enough of the stuff.
These cute little beginner butt plugs are the perfect way to celebrate Valentine's day with anal sex!
They come stamped with a cute little message of love and devotion. And let's be real, nothing says love like butt sex.
Okay. This is a bigg'un and I know this, but guys, I've included this thick, solid, glass ass dildo as an aspirational object. Or rather...ASS-pirational.
It is thicker than the average butt toy by far, those who love this pillar swear by it.
Guys guys guys, much as the giant-ass glass pillar is ideal for advanced butt sex lovers, this training kit is a MUST if you are intrigued enough about anal sex to want to check it out for yourself. If even the smaller butt plugs freak you out, this tiny anal explorer can ease you in with aplomb!