9 Porn Stars Reveal The CRAZIEST Thing That Ever Happened On Set

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"A bird once landed on my head during a lesbian pool scene."

Being a porn star is never a boring job. While it may seem like the job itself is pretty high intensity just by definition — it's your job to hook up on camera and look like you are having a ton of fun while you are at it — like with any office place, a lot of wild stuff can also happen behind the scenes.

From random faux pas to body issues (hell, we've all farted in our personal lives during bedroom fun, and it happens on screen too), all sorts of unexpected and unrelated complications can also happen. Did you accidentally get stoned? Were you in a really weird backdrop that just kept on getting weirder? That's all happened to porn stars.

But way crazier stuff has happened, like attacks from birds that felt like it was straight out of a Poe movie, to accidents with body paint, to endless days full of randomness. Of course, there's also the unexpected cat calls and onlookers who can kill the mood in a hurry.

As no surprise to anyone, it's not easy to be a porn star; however, these sex stories from real-life porn stars may show that it's way harder than we could have realized.

1. I accidentally got stoned.


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"My makeup artist, whom I've known for 4 years, brought marijuana chocolate edibles to set one day. I had been contracted to this particular company to complete 4 scenes and this was day 1, meaning I'd have to see all the crew members again that week for 3 more full days from 8 AM until midnight. I willingly and eagerly took a few bites of this medical marijuana chocolate bar, and 30 minutes later I started to really trip out. I thought everyone was out to get me and I got trapped in this weird vibe of repeating whatever I was doing over and over and over again.

I would go to the makeup room, try on clothes, go to the garage, sit down on the floor, wander in the back yard, and do it all over again. My director wanted to know if I needed to go to the hospital because I kept saying I needed to, but I refused the help. It was a girl/girl scene and in a bathtub, but I just kept walking around from room to room and feeling like I was on another planet.

The scene probably shouldn't have been shot, but in all fairness the director had no idea why I was acting out or that I had eaten edibles. To this day I can't ever smoke or eat weed, and the scene is one of the strangest of me out there. All my hardcore fans ask me why I seemed so high and loopy in it... it's because I was!" Tasha Reign

2. I was having sex on a haystack and was attacked by a swarm of flies.

"The most interesting place I've had intercourse was on a farm in Florida. While in California, when you perform outside you typically don't run into many weather issues like you do on the East Coast. I flew to work for a company in Florida where the weather was much warmer than expected and we filmed a scene on a farm. Everything was near set: the horses, the hay, and horrible smells.

The scene had me acting and looking Amish, which wasn't the weird part because I like playing different characters. I ended up having sex on a haystack with a blanket over it while the straws poked at my shins and the flies were in 'attack mode' as beads of sweat were dripping down my forehead."Jillian Janson

3. My blue body paint would not come off for DAYS.


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"I was shooting a movie called 'Space Nuts' and I played Uhora, an alien who was blue. The paint that was used on my ENTIRE BODY was apparently water-resistant. After my sex scene was done, it wouldn't wash off no matter how hard we scrubbed — the whole crew was trying! It lasted THREE DAYS.

I went to a gas station and a drive-thru on the way home that night, and as if that was bad enough, facing my neighbors, friends, and people in my daily life was really interesting." Jessica Drake

4. A crew of 50 construction workers watched us have sex.

"I was playing Cat Grant for Axel Braun in 'Supergirl XXX' and we were shooting in a loft downtown. Before we started the dialogue in the scene, I noticed that the building across the street was under construction and I thought to myself, 'That's gonna be really bad for our audio!'

By the time we got to shooting 'pretty girls' — the photos taken before the actual scene — the entire construction crew had made their way to higher floors so they could get a better view of the action. Forty to fifty guys in construction gear, hanging off a building shouting and cheering. We turned the tables on them and got some reverse footage, just for fun." —Jessica Drake

5. Birds crashed the set.


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"A bird once landed on my head during a lesbian pool scene."Sara Luvv

6. The guy I was filming with thought my vagina was fake.

"While filming on the set of a gay film — this being the world's first major gay porn production that included a transgender man — I was cast alongside two very big macho muscular cisgender men. Both of these guys were super-open to performing with me. This was in 2007 when transgender was not what you see today and I was the only trans guy in porn at the time.

So the scene was a three-way and I was on my back while one guy was standing over me and the another guy was going down on me. About a minute into it, he looked up between my legs, looked me right in my eyes and said, 'Dude, Wow your p*ssy looks so real', and I was totally shocked because he didn't even realize what was going on. I said back to him, 'Dude, that's because it IS real!'" Buck Angel

7. I had to sand down a carrot before I stuck it up my vagina.


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"I was doing a food fetish scene and didn't realize the vegetables had rough edges until it was time for insertion. Which was on cam, but it was a little too late. I had to try to sand down a carrot to not make it pointy to stick inside..." — Natassia Dreams

8. He ripped out my hair extensions in the middle of sex.

"I'd have to say the funniest and most embarrassing thing that happened to me on set was when I told the male talent to pull my hair, completely forgetting I had clip-in hair extensions in and he ripped them out! I think he had the look of horror on his face because he kept going and threw the hair to the other side of them room. To this day that was probably the hottest scene I've shot... I think my hair flop made the blooper reel for the movie." — Richelle Ryan

9. The set was too slippery and his penis kept falling out of me.

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"One time during a gym scene, my male performer and I were both completely doused in coconut oil and we couldn't stay on anything we were supposed to be having sex on. We slipped off of literally everything, including each other. We ended up on the floor wrestling to get his dick inside of me. I don't think I've ever laughed so hard." Alison Tyler

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