The best way to learn how to talk dirty is to start with your fingers.
Everyone wants to try it, but not everyone knows where to start.
Here's a hot tip: don't save your dirty talk for the bedroom.
If you want to experiment with talking dirty, the best way to ease yourself into things is by sexting.
It doesn't take much to be a dirty talk text messages master, and I'm living proof.
Here are just a few examples of what to do (and what NOT to do) to get you into the dirty talking mood.
I used my very own boyfriend as my test subject, because he is long-suffering and kind. I suggest trying out your own dirty talk sexting on a significant other and not like, your boss.
Here are 8 tips for how to talk dirty in text messages.
1. Consent is key
Always make sure your dirty talk is welcomed. Ideally, it will be MORE than welcomed. It will be appreciated.
2. Emojis are your friend
If you're uncomfortable typing out the dirtiest phrases that dirty talk requires, emoji can be really helpful. Let them say what your mouth (or fingers) cannot.
3. Make it visual
Men are visual creatures, so when getting into dirty talk it helps to ask direct questions that make them think of distinct images.
Maybe actually send real photos of your boobs, though.
4. Don't forget the classics
Poetry is a balm for the soul. It is also a balm for the penis. Woo him with words (dirty words) and he'll be begging for more.
Possibly less silly than mine. Or maybe exactly like mine.
5. Don't get too clinical
All he wants to know is that your vagina is wet. Avoid getting too "science-y" about your business, like I did here, or he will think you are quoting a popular podcast about poorly written sexual encounters.
6. Share your fantasies
If you're too shy when using dirty talk in person, sext dirty talk is a great time to reveal your kinkiest fantasies without worry or fear.
7. Don't be afraid to get romantic
Or just say it. You know, without a photo of a giant dildo.
8. There's no such thing as TOO dirty (when you're both into it)
If guys can send dic pics, why not get in on the game? After all, sometimes words fail us, even the dirty ones! Dirty talk is just talk, but a badly taken photo of your vagina?
But for real, guys are reported to be very visual (not like we aren't), and your dude would probably LOVE to see some x-rated pics of your vagina. Especially if you pair it with an explanation of what you hope he'll do to that vagina next time you two are in real life together.
Now that's putting your money where your mouth is.