Foreplay? PLEASE. You won't need that after these.
Whether it be because of work or family stresses — or maybe even a new baby or two at home — life really can get in the way of that amazing spark you both had in the beginning of your relationship.
Sadly, many people see this lack of sex as a warning sign that things will ALWAYS be this way. That the spark has vanished — never to return. This can lead to dissatisfying marriages, angry fights, jealousy ... and sometimes even adultery.
This is NOT OK.
What you have to understand is that this happens to EVERYONE.
No relationship can stay in one place forever, so it's the couple's job to work through, find the root cause of the divide and get back to the FUN stuff.
So if you're ready to spice things up again, try out some of these SUPER-HOT lines and dirty quotes guaranteed to get sex on your mind. Get busy and connect with your partner in new, sexy ways so you can get back on track to feeling that SPARK again!
If you're searching for the best quotes and memes to share with the people you love (or just want to feel inspired yourself) ... look no further! From the sweetest love quotes, inspirational sayings, and hilarious relationship truths, we've got you covered.
"Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm using my hand but I'm thinking of you." — Unknown
Let's play a game...
"Let's have a who's better in bed contest. I'm hoping to be a sore loser." — Unknown
Help me get my mind off of things, please.
"It's been a long day. I need one of those hugs that turns into sex." — Unknown
"Some of the best moments in life are the ones you can't tell anyone about." — Unknown
Sounds good to me!
"Can I have you for breakfast in bed today?" — Unknown
"Be naked when I get home." — Unknown
As you wish.
"Blow me." — Unknown
Ooh la la!
"I'm a lover, not a fighter. Unless you like it rough." — Unknown
"I want to taste me on your fingers." — Unknown
"I licked it so it's mine." — Unknown
"Your lips are like wine and I want to get drunk!"
"Go ahead. Touch it." — Unknown
"Excuse me for being too forward, but your lips make me wonder what the rest of you would taste like ... " — Unknown
"Now spread your legs and try to tell me about your day." — Unknown
"Spank me. It's the only way I learn." — Unknown
"The best things in life make you sweaty." — Unknown
OK! *instantly naked*
"You can stay, but your clothes must go." — Unknown
Sounds like fun!
"Stop undressing me with your eyes! Use your TEETH." — Unknown
Is it getting hot in here?
"Others have sex in the kitchen. I eat in bed." — Unknown
The girl knows what she wants!
"Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home. I'm tired." — Mae West