Meet The Man With TWO Fully-Functioning Penises

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This Man Has Two Fully Functioning Penises

Yes, he can pee and ejaculate out of both of them.

His name on Reddit is DoubleDickDude, but he goes by Diphallic Dude for his books, Double Header: My Life with Two Penises and Double Stuffed: Steamy Tales From My Love Life with Two Penises. Oh, and he's bisexual. 

Let's recap: DoubleDickDude is a bisexual man with two pseudonyms, two books, and two dicks. I guess he really enjoys things that come in pairs. Also, it's impossible to tell this story without huge amounts of double entendres and puns. I will just let them lay there like a flaccid penis and not point them out.

The double/triple D-man first came to prominence when he did a Reddit AMA (ask me anything) post about the good and bad of having two penises. His doubleheader is due to a medical condition called diphallia. He has two fully functioning penises, meaning that he can pee and ejaculate out of either of them.

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When he was growing up, his parents told him that he was special and unique, and he remembers them sitting him down and making it clear.

"Don't play doctor with anyone else, don't take your pants off in front of other people," he said in an interview with BBC

Double D (who prefers to remain anonymous) managed to keep his special condition secret from his friends, but when his classmates found out in high school, he went through a hard time.

"I didn't want other guys to be jealous or feel bad that they didn't have two. It was never put into my head [that] they might hate me because I had two or they might think I was weird."

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But not everybody is in awe with the man with two penises.

"I thought the days of having my feelings hurt — outside of a bad breakup — were over. The AMA revealed to me that strangers still had the ability to make me feel bad."

Although he has written two books and has been on Reddit, he's still very protective of his privacy, saying, "If I were to reveal my identity, my life would never, ever be the same." He's rejected countless interview requests, offers for his own reality show, and porn. "If I went public and on camera, from that moment on I'd be the guy with two dicks, not me."

While he may not have shared his identity, he has shared himself with a quite a number of partners.

"I used to guesstimate somewhere in the high hundreds. If I think back to my first time 'til now, probably more like over a thousand partners since then," he said in an interview with The Rolling Stone. In his books, he tells about many of his sexual experiences, including a seven-way orgy, being with a hunky straight guy, and the woman who thought one of his penises was a prosthetic and tried to pull it off, only to realize it was real.

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Some people may think that Diphallic Dude has won the genetic lottery, but it has come with some responsibility.

"Before I was 'DoubleDickDude', no one cared about what I had to say," he says. "Since then, I've been able to help people who felt alone or lost. I've gotten so many messages from people who need encouragement for one thing or another. With so much negativity in he world, the ability to bring something positive to the table is a great feeling."



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