What life is like with a bionic dick.
Life hasn't been easy for Mohammed Abad, a 44-year-old security guard from Scotland. When he was a child, he fell into the road during a snowball fight. A car crashed into him, dragged his tiny body 600 yards, and in the process ripped his penis off. He survived, but his penis was horribly damaged.
For over four decades, he made do with a basic tube of flesh. Then one day, he received a letter offering an experimental new medical procedure that would give him a bionic penis. In 2012, he had the $100,000 surgery to have his prosthetic penis fitted.
The penis itself is made from the skin and fat from his forearm rolled up, with a tube in the middle like a sausage roll. Inside his body is the inflatable penile implant that he can simply pump up for an erection via a button hidden on one of his testicles. The device has a normal look and feel when erect and flaccid.
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But you can't just get a bionic penis and go — it takes a couple of years to settle down.
"I got out of the hospital and got a train back up to Scotland. I had to keep it erect for two weeks," he said. "I had to do that for it to heal because that's the way it works. My old penis didn't go to waste. My surgeon used it to make my scrotum."
Finally, in January of this year, Abad's new bionic member was ready to show its stuff.
"I have waited long enough for this. It'll be a great start to the new year. My penis is working perfectly now, so I just want to do it. I'm really excited. I can't wait for it to finally happen," Abad said.
But this is when Abad's unlucky streak reared up again and he was involved in a car crash. A friend was quoted as saying, "After everything he's been through, this is the last thing he needs. Luckily, the middle of his body was fine."
Almost three months later, Abad was finally OK and ready to lose his virginity. Dominatrix and political candidate, Charlotte Rose, got in touch with Abad and offered to help him out, waiving her usual fee of $230 an hour.
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"I wanted someone who was willing to accept me the way I was," Abad said. "I'm a learner. I didn't want to go in all guns blazing and make an idiot of myself."
After spending a couple of days relaxing and getting to know each other, and after some technical glitches the first night, it was smooth sailing, and Rose and Abad were able to have sex.
"When Charlotte saw it for the first time, she was silent and I was a bit worried," admitted Abad. "But then she said, 'It's incredible.' It's nice to hear a lady say that. After it was over, I lay there with a big smile on my face."
Let's hope now that Abad has lost his virginity and has a working bionic dick, his luck has changed for the better.