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By Christine Schoenwald — Written on Mar 22, 2016
Everyone needs a purpose in life. For some, it's giving back to the community; for others, it's creating art that will live on forever.
But for one man named Mark, his purpose in life seems to be to create an actual monster in his pants.
For at least six years, he's been injecting silicone into his penis.
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But why would anyone willingly insert needles into their penis without a medical need? Well, because Mark wanted to basically do to his member what gals often try to do to their lips and breasts — he wanted to make it bigger. And oh boy has he ever succeeded.
(You can scroll down to see the full video with an uncensored look at Mark's penis... if you dare.)
While Mark’s enhanced penis doesn't officially have a name, he does affectionately refer to it as “The Blob.”
But just why would he give it such a monstrous name? Well, Mark’s penis has become something… extraordinary from all of those silicone treatments — something that is quite at home in a monster movie. But that's not the only thing that has increased from these silicone injections.
His testicles (as shown in the video) resemble a large brown bread bowl (good luck getting that image out of your head), and his penis looks like something other-worldly. Seriously, it's almost unrecognizable.
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Unfortunately, due to the huge size of his penis, Mark is no longer able to have penetrative or oral sex, which is a massive downside to his efforts.
Urinating is also problematic for him, as the guy can't pee standing up, and peeing sitting down has its own challenges, since he often finds his penis getting… well, “baptized” in the toilet water.
He doesn't mention the solution though, and just kind of leaves us to guess at what kind of gymnastics go on during bathroom times.
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Perhaps he’s forced to pee in a half-squat, or has found some other way to maneuver his member to the toilet bowl but not inside of it?
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Although Mark cannot enjoy many of the “usual” kinds of sex due to the incredible size and girth of his penis, he doesn’t let this problem bother him too much, and still seems quite proud of what he's created with “The Blob.”
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"The pleasure and the adventure and the experience that I've gotten from this is way, way, way better than the whatever 15 minutes of pleasure I would get being able to penetrate once in a while."
Well, as long as he's happy with it, then hey, why not?
If you'd like to see exactly what "The Blob" looks like, here's the very NSFW video.
(Remember you can never unsee this, so proceed with caution.)
I don't think I'm going to be able to have soup in a bread bowl for the rest of my life. *shudders*
But, perhaps not surprisingly, Mark is not alone when it comes to injecting silicone into his penis. It's become a niche trend that perhaps hasn't become widespread yet, but has been featured in visual and written media and has online devotees around the world.