What Your Zodiac Sign Says You Should Dress Up As For Halloween
On All Hallows Eve, let the stars be your guide.
weheartit It's almost Halloween, which means all sorts of ghouls and goblins will be roaming the streets at night.
Some of them will even be in costume.
But with only three days left until the grand masquerade, do you know what costume you're going to be not trick-or-treating-but-totally-drinking in?
If not, you're in luck — the stars have a plan for you.
Even if you have decided what you're dressing up as your zodiac sign might convince you to reconsider.
After all, those giant nuclear fusion bombs in the sky have been around a lot longer than we have.
I'll trust their wisdom and hope that Orion never got caught wearing a sexy nurse costume.
Here's what your zodiac sign should wear for Halloween, per astrology.
ARIES (March 21 - April 19): Lady Gaga
Let's face it, everything she wears could be a Halloween costume, so you've got a lot of options here.
You're eclectic and a true original who always goes their own way. Lady Gaga is your spirit animal.
TAURUS (April 20 - May 20): Taylor Swift
You're emotional, yet strong and passionate, making T-Swift your go-to girl.
Bonus points if you have an acoustic guitar, and show up to a party your ex-boyfriend is attending and start some shit.
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GEMINI (May 21 - June 20): Group costume
You value friendship above all else, and therefore your best Halloween option is to bring your BFFs into the fold.
Might we suggest you all dress up as the various stages of Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana?
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CANCER (June 21 - July 22): Flo from Progressive
As a Cancer, you're hilarious and dependable. No one espouses that combination like a comedian who sells insurance.
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LEO (July 23 - August 22): Miley Cyrus
You're fierce and you know it. If you can incorporate the wrecking ball into your costume, you'll win the night hands down.
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VIRGO (August 23 - September 22): Disney Princess
Warm-hearted and innocent at heart, you're basically a real-life Disney princess anyway.
Just don't take Sleeping Beauty too literally and miss the party.
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LIBRA (September 23 - October 22): Audrey Hepburn
You're super-classy and romantic. Who better to be than the biggest icon of those two virtues?
Bonus points if you do your makeup and clothes to look a monochromatic black and white.
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SCORPIO (October 23 - November 21): Sexy nurse
Sorry, Scorpio, someone has to do it and your passionate personality is just the fit.
Because you're super-observant, you'll be sure to notice that you're the center of attention at the party, despite everyone else attempting to get a little too cute or creative with their costumes. Hey, sex sells!
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SAGITTARIUS (November 22 - December 21): Daria
You're not super-emotional, making you the ideal person for the Daria costume.
If your company includes a lot of 90s kids, you're sure to receive the most laughs and accolades for the (metaphorical) balls it takes to go out in public like that.
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CAPRICORN (December 22 - January 19): Rosie the Riveter
You're a strong, independent woman who likes to flaunt it.
This symbol of female empowerment is the perfect slice of Americana for your Halloween.
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AQUARIUS (January 20 - February 18): Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle
You're kind of aloof and a little shy at times, so being able to hide behind a mask is the ideal situation.
Plus, all you need is the rad bandana mask, and you can be a bit creative with the rest of the outfit to make it look cool.
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PISCES (February 19 - March 20): Couples costume
You're compassionate and devoted, and the perfect fit to pair your costume with your partner.
There are so many options to choose from, but it doesn't really matter to you.
You'll just get all warm and happy to share the spotlight with your bae.
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Bob Alaburda is a writer who graduated from Rutgers University. He hopes to one day achieve the supervillain amount of success required to own a volcano lair.