Ice Cream Dildo? This New Popsicle Explodes In Your Mouth

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Is this popsicle a rocket or a penis?

If you're in the market for a sexual treat, and champagne-flavored Viagra ice cream isn't your thing, there's good news. There's a brand new popsicle from Swedish ice cream company GB Glace that's made just for you and your perverted little mind.

Like pretty much all popsicles, X-Pop (does 'X' stand for X-rated?) is a phallic-looking treat. But, with a creamy sherbet-filled tip that explodes in your mouth once you bite into it, I think we can all agree that this oozing rainbow pop is a special kind of sucker. What else would you want to cool you down on a hot summer day?

So is this ice cream dildo going to make it's way into bachelorette parties, porn and celebrity sex tapes soon? Not so fast. According to Daily DotGB Glace says there's no connection between the ice pop and a penis. (Um, have they seen their product?)

Instead, they claim it's a rocket. And even sillier than them denying the resemblance, is the fact that this rocket-penis guaranteed to blast off is being marketed to kids.

Best of luck to all the parents in Sweden. Should be an interesting launch!

What do you think of the ice cream dildo? Tell us in the comments below.

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