Miley Cyrus Said What About Watching Too Much Porn?

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Anyone out there want to date Miley Cyrus? Then read on!

Miley Cyrus hasn't had a boyfriend since her split from ex-fiance Liam Hemsworth in September.

Why? Apparently, men are getting too many hard-ons from their hard drives for her liking.

She vented to interviewer Ronan Farrow in magazine, "Guys watch too much porn. Those girls don't exist. They're not real girls." Incidentally, Cyrus looks almost inhuman in her nearly-nude spread for the mag, which features enough Photoshop to shock and awe a Kardashian. She added, "And that's like us watching romance movies. That's girl porn, because, like, those guys do not exist."

Cyrus, who essentially sells more sex than albums (see her Bangerz stats if you're skeptical) has a few more ironic bits: Namely that men try too hard. (Seriously? Pot, meet kettle.)

"[Guys] just try too hard with me, and it's just like, 'I don't need you to impress me. I don't want you to, like, take me to fancy restaurants,'" she moaned, clearly a victim of an extremely difficult life. "I hate sitting down for dinner! You don't have to do that to me! You don't have to take me on trips! I literally just want to chill here!"

You hear that, guys? Miley Cyrus is a cheap date. Just don't expect her to moan too much.

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