Masturbation AT the movies? Illegal. Masturbation IN the movies? Awesome, and here in GIF form!
Masturbate at the movies and you will get arrested. (Hey there, Pee Wee Herman!) Masturbation in the movies, however, can make for some memorable (Fast Times At Ridgemont High), hilarious (American Pie) and scintillating (Black Swan) cinema. Whether it's awkward, tense, hot or hysterically hyperbolic, masturbation in movie scenes somehow always becomes relatable. We've rounded up the best movie masturbation GIFs for your viewing pleasure—in private, of course—with advice on how to get away with getting off by yourself.
Remember to always lock the door, as demonstrated in Fast Times At Ridgemont High ...
And in Grandma's Boy ...
And in Ace Ventura 2: When Nature Calls.
And also the windows (or at least the blinds), like in There's Something About Mary:
All secure and private? Good. Now get a fantasy ready, like Kevin Spacey did with this mental image from American Beauty: