Slapping The Ham In Movies …The Funniest 'O' Moments

Slapping The Ham In Movies …The Funniest 'O' Moments

Slapping The Ham In Movies …The Funniest 'O' Moments

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Masturbation In Movies: Top 'O' Moments
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Masturbation AT the movies? Illegal. Masturbation IN the movies? Awesome, and here in GIF form!

Masturbate at the movies and you will get arrested. (Hey there, Pee Wee Herman!) Masturbation in the movies, however, can make for some memorable (Fast Times At Ridgemont High), hilarious (American Pie) and scintillating (Black Swan) cinema. Whether it's awkward, tense, hot or hysterically hyperbolic, masturbation in movie scenes somehow always becomes relatable. We've rounded up the best movie masturbation GIFs for your viewing pleasure—in private, of course—with advice on how to get away with getting off by yourself.

 

Remember to always lock the door, as demonstrated in Fast Times At Ridgemont High ...

 

 

Fast Times At Ridgemont High Masturbation
Fast Times At Ridgemont High Masturbation
Fast Times At Ridgemont High Masturbation

And in Grandma's Boy ...

Grandma's Boy Masturbation

 

And in Ace Ventura 2: When Nature Calls.

 

Ace Ventura 2 When Nature Calls masturbation

And also the windows (or at least the blinds), like in There's Something About Mary:

There's Something About Mary Masturbation

 

Safe sex is always the best sex, but Steve Carell was a little confused about masturbation protocol in The 40-Year-Old Virgin. KEEP READING ...

The 40-Year-Old Virgin Masturbation Condom

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All secure and private? Good. Now get a fantasy ready, like Kevin Spacey did with this mental image from American Beauty:

American Beauty Rose Petals Mena Suvari

 

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