What Your Breakfast Says About The Type Of Sex You Had Last Night

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Got it on last night? Here's what you ate this morning says about whether it was any good.

We see you late to work, dripping cheese from your greasy egg sandwich on your latest brief. We're spying on you over brunch, devouring a stack of pancakes like you haven't eaten in days. We salute you, lady poking at a solitary half of grapefruit. We see you and we judge you. We can't help it! What you're eating in the morning says an awful lot about what kind of sex you had the night before. And maybe it's not accurate, but it sure as hell is part of a complete breakfast. Let's not forget that it's the most important meal of the day. 20 Best Sex Quotes From Romantic Comedies

So think back to this morning. What did you eat for breakfast? It may have some implications about the sex you had last night…

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Written by Brandy Alexander for The Gloss.

This article was originally published at . Reprinted with permission from the author.

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