Is The Male Brazilian Wax Completely Pointless?

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Let's rethink some of this manscaping business.

Over the last couple of decades, Americans have been grooming more and more. I'm guessing that skimpier outfits led women to remove more hair. After that, vanity likely led us to clean as much hair as possible off our own bodies. Maybe we can thank swimmers, and maybe we can thank porn stars for convincing us that skin is in. Maybe it's an ode to the gods of symmetry, or maybe we think hair holds onto our stink (our greatest and most primordial shame). 

Anywhom, I'm not above having a first generation American put a tub of wax over a can of Sterno, stir it with a popsicle stick, spread it on a humiliating patch of hirsute real estate and yank with all of her might. My body, perhaps because I've been pouring junk food, booze and shame into it for 31 years, has turned on me and begun growing a tuft of Wookie fur between my shoulder blades. I've committed to manscaping the bejesus out of that spot (and once, operating on a four-beer buzz, waxed my chest), but I'm drawing the line at getting my dangle-down waxed. Waxing Poetic About Waxing My Back

 

Writing for Salon.com, Jed Lipinski discusses the brief history of the Brazilian wax, including the short period of time during which men have been going bare down there. As a good Gonzo journalist, Jed undertakes the somewhat painful procedure and has his coin purse deforested. Unfortunately, he only describes the pain ("almost unbearable") and not anything about what he thought of the look or feel of being perfectly bare on his beanbag. Being the first person named Jed to ever have the procedure done, he should have at least road-tested the boys, because there has to be an actual reason to get this done. Can Manscaping Go Too Far?

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