Are you familiar with Shecky's? It's sort of a younger person's version of the Zagat's Guide (maybe a bit down-market but also more fun, who's even counting?). As part of this fun-fun-fun (‘til your daddy takes your T-Bird away), Shecky's regularly throws a kick-ass Girl's Night Out (spa stuff, booze, swag bag, dancing, and other stuff chicks like). But they also provide the rest of us (dudes and eunuchs, mostly) with lots of great info that a more "upstanding" brand might gloss over. To wit: bathrooms to have sex in. Read: World's Sexiest Hotel Bathrooms

Shecky's list of "best New York toilets in which to get ass" is distinguished. Ideally, this list won't ruin these places for thrill-seekers by making the staff more vigilant. Who am I kidding? These places are designed for these amorous maneuvers. The combination of expensive décor (not to mention the pricy nectar and ambrosia) and door policies that largely keep the unattractive out makes me guess that the owners, designers and fire marshall are all in on it. There was a rumor a while back about a security camera filming Tom Brady and Gisele (the Brady Bundch) getting it on in the washroom of a high-end eatery. Good times.

Here's a very quick guide to getting lewd in the loo: