Look, the holidays are cozy and romantic. The chill in the air and the colorful decorations can make you and your man just want to snuggle and tussle and snuggle and tussle and then pass out sweaty atop each other in front of the fire while drunk on Nog and half way through the second round of Marieh Carey's Christmas album. (If you have a bear skin rug and a fire place, you're truly set!) Because this is such a cuddly time of year, it's only natural that it's the perfect stage to put on the minx performance of a lifetime.
A real minx, a bedroom vixen, a sex kitten galore-- she knows how to utlitize her cell phone to make a man want her in the same way she does her voice and her touch. Too many women fail to tap into the resource that is the cellie. For most men, it is the thing that is in his hands the most throughout any given day-- even more than his wanker. It's your seduction throughline. Don't ever underestimate it, especially not around the holidays.
If nothing else, it will get you both through the family holiday gatherings with a sense of humor. I'm sure it ain't easy to get him to lay you after having spent Noche Buena with his mother.
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