You're not alone if "meh!" is how you'd describe your relationship to condoms. The solution? Read...
Yes, it is time for you to know how to buy the best condoms for you and your partner.
In this day and age, if you don’t love your condom, you are using the wrong condom for you.
However, you are not alone, many people mistakenly believe that all condoms are created equal (one size fits all –which could not be further from the truth) and, thus, go for whatever is free or on sale. However, with condoms you get what you pay for!
Combine that with the fact that most condom users have only had easy access to the brands (and very limited stock) commonly carried in drugstores and pharmacies.
Have you ever tried comparing condom boxes? It doesn't help much does it? No, not at all, because marketing and sales messaging rules over any actual useful information to assist you in making an educated decision. And besides, it is damned uncomfortable if you're being watched by other shoppers!
So what tends to happen is you either choose one condom that ends up being just satisfactory and continue to endure it thinking that all condoms are the same anyhow.
However, when you pick up cheap condoms here or there, and are underwhelmed by the condom experience...should you be all that surprised?
The great news is that you can put all of this behind you!
There are very innovative brands from all over the world offering a better fit and feel than ever before.
At Lucky Bloke we have carefully chosen 70 of the very best international condoms available to remove the guesswork for you. You'll be surprised at how much better a premium condom is over what you have been using. And you will also see how affordable these premium condoms can be. Seriously, is spending $2 more dollars worth hotter sex? Absolutely.
Okay having an excellent selection is the first step...now how do you choose the condom that is right for you?
Step one - more than anything else, condom size matters!
If you aren’t sure what size you need, here is a general rule of thumb:
Take an empty toilet paper roll and the erect penis of your choice.
Attempt to slide the cardboard tube over the penis.
If it slips on easily with a lot of extra room. He's one of the 30-35% of men that needs a slimfit or more tailored condom.
If it fits comfortably (now it may just fit and I am not saying it will be super comfortable - as you have just slipped a cardboard tube over his penis), but its on and is as comfortable as you’d expect a cardboard tube to be -he is one of the 50% of men that needs a medium or standard size condom
If you cannot get it on at all -or it is really too tight - he is one of the men that requires a larger condom.
Step two - buy a condom sampler in the proper size.
Lucky Bloke offers all three sizes of condom samplers that will allow you to try fantastic brands and styles you probably have never heard of. Most people can’t afford to (or aren’t inclined to) go out and buy many different boxes of various condoms to possibly use just one, and discard the rest, while they are figuring out which one they like best.
Knowing this, Lucky Bloke just completed a Global Condom Review with over 800 participants in 28 countries and this is two of many interesting things we learned:
#1. The condom you "think" you are going to love rarely matches with what you actually love. I cannot tell you how many participants were excited to try textured condoms, and then found out they preferred "ultra-thin" and vice versa. Which makes it pretty difficult to choose a condom with logic alone. Instead you need to sample as many condoms as possible until you have your own personal "Eureka" moment.
#2. One couple’s favorite condom - the one that makes their toes curl and experience through the roof pleasure…is another couple's least favorite condom of all time...one they will never use again. Ever.
So there you go: you really need to try as many different condoms as you can until you find the one that makes you say - “Aha this is it! Wow, Melissa was right! ...Or something like that!”
So to wrap this up, condom manufacturing is more innovative than ever before. Lucky Bloke carries the very best condoms offered in all three sizes. And if you are wearing the proper fitting condom, you are going to be shocked and delighted by the experience - and both safety and PLEASURE will be heightened.
If you are interested in finding the best possible condom for you, I invite you to join us for Mission: Great Sex!
Here are some of the results from our recently completed pilot program:
• 83% stated that Mission: Great Sex! introduced them to at least one new favorite condom from a brand or style they’d never heard of before;
• 86% stated that Mission: Great Sex! improved and spiced up their sex life; and,
• 96% stated that Mission: Great Sex! improved their opinion of and relationship to condoms.
Yes, you read that correctly. Using a properly fitting, premium condom greatly improved almost all of our participants relationships to condoms. Resulting in a whole lot of satisfying safer sex.
But, don’t take my word for it.
Grab your favorite partner and put our findings to the test!
Melissa White is the CEO of Lucky Bloke, a premium condom service pioneering a new way of thinking about and buying condoms. Committed to improving both your pleasure and safety, she is currently expanding the Mission: Great Sex! Global Condom Review, and will be seeking 10,000 new reviewers next month. (And you, of course, are invited to join!)