40 Best Leslie Knope Quotes From Parks And Rec
Pawnee, Indiana would be nothing without Leslie Knope.
Leslie Knope is the epitome of positivity and team spirit throughout Pawnee, Indiana. To bring a little extra positivity and team spirit to your neck of the woods, we’ve compiled the best Leslie Knope quotes from Parks and Rec.
Knope, played by the hilarious Amy Poehler, is the glue holding Pawnee together (or so she likes to think).
We all know and love Leslie for her dry sense of humor, naïve personality, and undying love for her friends and coworkers. Oh, to go through life with such blissful positivity.
Best Leslie Knope Quotes
If you love Parks and Rec and need a little uplifting, these hilarious Leslie Knope quotes will get you back in the Pawnee spirit.
1. "Winning is every girl's dream. But it's my destiny." — Leslie Knope
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2. "One person's annoying is another person's inspiring and heroic." — Leslie Knope
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3. "There's nothing we can't do if we work hard, never sleep, and shirk all other responsibilities our lives." — Leslie Knope
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4. "There are no consequences to my actions anymore. I'm like a white, male U.S. Senator." — Leslie Knope
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5. "I have the most valuable currency in America: A blind, stubborn belief that what I'm doing is 100% right." — Leslie Knope
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6. "Every time a couple gets married, two single people die." — Leslie Knope
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7. "Guys love it when you can show them you're better than they are at something they love." — Leslie Knope
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8. "We have to remember what's important in life: friends, waffles, and work. Or waffles, friends, work. But work has to come third." — Leslie Knope
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9. "I need you to text me every thirty seconds saying that everything is gonna be okay." — Leslie Knope
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10. "I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself." — Leslie Knope
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11. "Hey, Leslie. It's Leslie. Hang in there. I love you. Bye." — Leslie Knope
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12. "If I had to have a stripper's name, it would be equality." — Leslie Knope
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13. "So what I hear when I'm being yelled at is people caring loudly at me." — Leslie Knope
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14. "I stand behind my decision to avoid salad and other disgusting things." — Leslie Knope
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15. "You know my code. Hoes before bros.Uteruses before duderuses. Ovaries before brovaries." — Leslie Knope
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16. "I believe assault should be legal if the person is a jerk." — Leslie Knope
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17. "I am super chill all the time!" — Leslie Knope
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18. "Why would anybody ever eat anything besides breakfast food?" — Leslie Knope
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19. "I took your idea and I made it better." — Leslie Knope
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20. "Oh, so just because I can't go out with him, someone else can?" — Leslie Knope
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21. "Positive is always better than negative." — Leslie Knope
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22. "I'm cried out but I want to cry more, so I'm rehydrating." — Leslie Knope
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23. "In my experience with butt-faces, you are one." — Leslie Knopes
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24. "Men's rights is nothing." — Leslie Knope
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25. "If I seem too passionate, it's because I care. And if I come on strong, it's because I feel strongly. If I push too hard, it's because things aren't happening fast enough." — Leslie Knope
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26. "I am a goddess." — Leslie Knope
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27. "Friendship is better because friends help you move, they drive you to the airport. Boyfriends just ... love you and marry you." — Leslie Knope
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28. "Sit tight? Take a beat? Relax? I don't really do any of those things!" — Leslie Knope
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29. "February 13th, Galentine's day, is about celebrating lady friends. It's wonderful and it should be a national holiday." — Leslie Knope
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30. "So I just slept seven hours, which is twice as long as I usually sleep ... so I'm a little disoriented." — Leslie Knope
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31. "I'm gonna work until I'm 100 and then cut back to four days a week." — Leslie Knope
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32. "I know I have to be the grown-up. But it's so hard!" — Leslie Knope
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33. "Everything in my life is going wrong right now. Whose fault is this? I demand to know!" — Leslie Knope
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34. "I have a lot to gain by being right, and I have severe tunnel vision about achieving my goals." — Leslie Knope
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35. "I guess some people object to powerful depictions of awesome ladies." — Leslie Knope
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36. "Everything hurts and I'm dying." — Leslie Knope
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37. "Oh, well, math is worthless in real life." — Leslie Knope
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38. "Do it. Fierce. Power." — Leslie Knope
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39. "Besides, what's more cuterus than your uterus." — Leslie Knope
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40. "I doth proclaim to be a stupid fart face." — Leslie Knope
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Lindsey Matthews is a writer who covers love and relationships, news, and pop-culture topics.