How To Know If A Woman Wants You To Tie Her Up & Spank Her

So you've got a lady. She's a stone cold fox, and you love banging the fresh heck out of her (sex speaking). She makes great pancakes and she can talk so dirty you feel like you need to go through the dishwasher. All of that, and you still feel good about introducing her to your mom. Kinky! 

Damn, son, good job on having the kinky sex partner of all sex partners! 

What's that you say? Something's amiss in your kink heaven? 

Tell Becca all about it.

Ah, I see, you think she might want you to get kinky and tie her up and spank her, but you aren't quite sure. I feel you. Knowing whether or not your partner is up for being tied up and getting a spanking can be pretty hard to figure out. That said, if you're looking for spanking signs, there are things to look out for.

Here are 5 signs she wants you to tie her up and give her a spanking. 

1. She keeps giving you paddles as gifts. 

If your woman is giving you all manner of novelty paddles and pairing these gifts with a knowing look and perhaps a Groucho Max-style waggle, then she probably wants you to tie her up and give her a spanking.

But if you are an ardent ping-pong enthusiast and you try to tie her up and spank her you might be totally misreading her signals, so keep that in mind. 

2. She is forever "accidentally" getting stuck in handcuffs while nude. 

Have you walked into your bedroom and on more than occasion found her to be naked, belly down and locked in handcuffs "accidentally"? 

She might be trying to send you a not-so-subtle hit that her appendages need binding and her booty needs a spanking of the highest order. 

3. She leaves copies of 50 Shades of Grey out in weird places. 

Have you recently opened the refrigerator to enjoy the cola of your preference and found a copy of 50 Shades of Grey chilling next to the lettuce?

Did you get your car and find the book, perhaps with several marked pages, left open in the driver's seat?

She's either starting a book club or she wants you to give her a spanking. 

Also, if she's starting a book club this is a very strange way to go about it. 

4. She calls you daddy and says she's been naughty. 

She's making a move, dude. If a woman who is not, in fact, your daughter, calls you daddy it's because she's trying to be sexy and cute.

When she adds the whole "naughty" aspect to it, that's probably because she wants you to punish her! 

So do it. 

And by do it, I mean, punish her with a spanking, don't like, ground her or something. 

5. She asks you to. 

Hey. Guess what?

If you're ever wondering if a woman wants you to tie her up and spank, there aren't real clues you can look for. 

You need to ask her. You need to talk about it. You need to get her consent. 

Just because she likes it rough, that doesn't mean you get to initiate something rough without talking to her first. 

If she wants to be tied up and spanked, she'll tell you when you ask her. 

It really is that simple.