Winged eyeliner that looks like...a penis.
"Dickliner," as it’s called, is a thing. Could the world get any weirder? You are probably picturing a whole lot of different things right now and whatever it is that you have in mind probably is just as strange as what it actually is.
Dickliner, or penis eyeliner, is a new trend started by 19-year old Asia Brautigan in only the best of ways: through social media. Asia took to Twitter and Instagram to post photos of her latest creative endeavor: winged eyeliner that looks like a penis.
This is no joke, folks. There are young ladies all over the internet with hand-drawn penises not only on their face but framing their peepers.
The head of the penis extends out where the wing of the eyeliner usually is and in some photos, it looks like the head is spouting out some glittery goodness. What’s even better is that the kinky makeup artist doesn’t forget the best part: the balls.
Where do the balls fit into this picture you may be wondering? The tear duct, that’s where. This girl not only drew a penis on the side of her face but didn’t forget to add the oh-so-important ball sack, right in her tear duct.
A ball sack... in her tear duct. WHAT?
But wait. Does the sack have little hairs on it you ask? Why, of course it does. Why wouldn’t it?
Talking about the trend, Asia told Buzzfeed, "I think they're all creative and amazingly talented! My dickliner will never compare!"
This girl is either insane, hopelessly artistic OR she is just trying to prove the point that people will jump on almost any bandwagon that seems promising on the internet.
Could Asia actually be an evil genius who wanted to see if she could get girls around the world to draw dicks and balls around their eyes? Maybe. Just maybe.