If You See A Guy Licking His Phone, He Could Just Be Learning Oral

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Open wide, guys.

The most tragic thing about sex is how only 25% of us women orgasm from penetration alone. 

Why's that the case?

Because unless you're one of the lucky women whose clitoris is placed in just the right place or whose dude has mastered hitting the G-spot, for most women, orgasm is all about clitoral stimulation.

Vaginas love that. 

I write about sex and love for a living, so often people will talk to me about their oral sex frustrations. 

In my humble estimation, the answer is an easy one (relatively speaking):

Talk to your partner. 

If he's going down on you but missing the spot, help guide him. If you like something he's doing down there, tell him.

If he isn't going down there at all, explain to him how much you like cunnilingus

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Are these conversations easy? Not always, talking about sex can be MAD awkward. 

But I'm of the belief that if you're comfortable enough to allow a man to put his entire face inside of your vagina area, you should be comfortable enough to talk to him about it. 

Still, shyness rules the day.

That's probably why this comedy video about an app for men to download so they could improve their oral sex game has been so wildly popular. 

The video by comedy team The Kloons has men licking their smartphone screens to glory complete with aural encouragement and social media scores so that your aged auntie knows just how good you are at getting women off. 

It's a hilarious — and gross idea — and one that would surely end in a ruined phone and a possible arrest, but it's also not that far-fetched.

We use our phones for everything. 

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I recently used mine to measure a grill in my kitchen AND determine whether or not I'm ovulating.

We keep our lives inside our phones, and while this app might sound totally ridiculous, it doesn't sound as ridiculous as it could considering all of the things we already entrust our phones to handle. 

I don't know that I'd be thrilled if this app was real and my dude downloaded it. 

Not because I'm a prude but because for one thing phones are riddled with germs, and for another, my vagina is not a glossy, flat glass surface. 

That said, if he felt like he needed practice, I'd be more than happy to let him log some hours on my old school analog vagina.

If you want to see the hilarious video showing Lickster in action, CLICK HERE.