Have you heard of these?
So apparently foreplay classes are a thing.
When I heard, I immediately got to Googling.
It's not like I'm BAD at foreplay, far from it! I consider myself a bit of a foreplay expert.
In fact, it was my passion for foreplay (it's the best part, right?) that led me to research this new phenomenon for women called foreplay classes.
(Cue the porn-style music!)
Let me answer some important questions about what they are, who they're for, and if they'll work for you.
What are foreplay classes?
An excellent query!
They tend to run about two hours, with you studying under the tutelage of a sexpert who will guide you through a series of exercises with a little bit of saucy lecturing tossed in.
That's right, saucy lecturing.
If that had existed when I went to college, I might still be there.
What do you DO during foreplay classes?
Depending on the class you sign up for, there may or may not be booze.
I don't know about you, but if I'm signing up to learn better foreplay there had better be AT LEAST one bottle of white wine with my name on it.
Sometimes the classes are led by a sexy dude.
The idea is that said sexy dude will guide you, giving you new tips and tricks to add to your seduction and foreplay roster.
It's like instead of women hiring a stripper, they hire a man who will teach them the art of seduction:
All titillation and no penetration.
Who goes to foreplay classes?
These classes are really popular with women.
In fact, I'd go so far as to say that they are DESIGNED for women.
They are becoming incredibly popular as activities for bachelorette parties.
They're also an awesome (and super sexy) way to spice up your girls' night out.
If you've ever felt awkward in the bedroom and don't know how to prolong the big moment, these are classes could be the answer you're looking for.
Are there foreplay classes available near me?
If you live in the United Kingdom, then sure, they are available all over different parts of England.
A quick internet search will pop up results near you.
But if you live any place else, it looks like you'll have to wait a little while to sample the foreplay class wares!
Even in big cities like New York, foreplay classes aren't common.
There are variations (like workshops on how to improve your foreplay) but they are more academic and more couples focused.
For the true foreplay class experience, you'll either need to head to the UK, or wait until someone realizes how genius this idea is stateside! (Hmmm, anyone thinking of a new business venture?)