Today, in things shaped like penises, comes a new addition that's either a genius invention or a bizarre product.
"From hooker reds, creamy pinks, sparkly mauves, and opal rouge ... each lipstick case is a clear phallic-shaped top with a twist bottom and gold foil script," says the product description. It also comes "complete with a veiny shaft and perfect mushroom head."
Interestingly, Amazon listed it as frequently bought with "Super Fun Penis Candy," and a bunch of other penis-related products. Good to know that there's no shortage of dick-shaped objects on the internet.