What's that little guy up to this time?
What does a penis do while the rest of his body is asleep? That's what the anonymous photographer behind the Tumblr site Things My Dick Does wondered. The San Francisco-based photographer decided that his penis probably did whatever he could for fun, as penises are always up for a good time.
Calling his penis Little Dude (or LD), Big Dude (for lack of a real name) started taking pictures of his penis in all kinds of hilarious costumes and situations. Since you can't have funny penis pictures and not share them, Things My Dick Does was born.
Little Dude has been featured on The Huffington Post, Buzzfeed, and Metro.UK to name just a few, and is currently burning up the internet. It seems pretty obvious that there will be a book at some point such as Sh*t My Dad Says, or maybe even an animated show. I don't think there's a dream that too big for Little Dude.
While these are technically dick pics, they're much more adorable and charming than something you'd send while sexting. Little Dude is a good-natured Everyman who seems more than ready to dress up as a superhero, or dive head first into a cake.
Here are some hilarious and somewhat charming pictures from Things My Dick Does, showcasing some of Little Dude's adventures and the comical situations he gets himself into. These are obviously NSFW.
1. Meet Little Dude
Don't be a dick — say hello!
2. Drunk Little Dude
No more whiskey for you, Little Dude.
3. Working out
You need a spotter, Little Dude.
4. Relaxing with some eggs
What's a better friend than testicles? Eggs, we suppose.
5. Little Dude in a jar
Don't worry, he isn't in any danger.
6. Getting some manscaping done
What shenanigans is LD up to this time?
7. Looking fresh in sunglasses
The future's so bright that he's gotta wear shades.
8. Getting clean
Stay clean, Little Dude.
9. Dressed as Batman
11. Getting a tug in
12. It's ... Super Penis!
Dickman is here to save the day.
13. Baking a cake
Little Dude is having a ball.
14. Dressing up for Halloween
It's a wrap!
15. In a top hat
Hello, my baby; hello, my honey!
16. Being festive in a holiday cup
It's my dick in a cup (instead of a box).
17. Catching some Zzzzs
Lay your head down and go night-night.