10 Famous Men Who Are Members Of The 'Itty Bitty Committee'

Sorry, little guys! Say what you want about the "motion of the ocean," but when it comes to certain body parts, bigger is usually better for the ladies. (Just ask these famous fellas!) However, having a small penis doesn't necessarily doom a man to a lame sex life. In fact, according to the New York Post, one of the world's most swaggering lady-killers and lead singer of the ultra-successful Rolling Stones, Mick Jagger, was totally called out by his band-mate Keith Richards for having a "tiny dodger." (That's slang for a "tiny dick," for those of us not fluent in Cockney.)

Surprisingly, Mick isn't the only guy in Tinsel Town walking around with a small penis. We were shocked to find out just how many big-time Hollywood stars are lacking in the package department. This, sadly, includes some of our all-time favorite heartthrobs (as well as some celebs who we're not all that surprised about). Even still, many of these guys have managed to date or even marry some of the most gorgeous women in the world, so maybe that's proof that less is more? 

Brad Pitt

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Say, it ain't so!? Is the most beautiful man in the world really small down there? According to his ex-girlfriend, Juliette Lewis, sleeping with Brad in the 1990s was no "big" deal, she told fans at a concert, with extra emphasis on the "big" part. Even Brad's BFF, George Clooney, once slapped a "Small Penis Onboard" sticker onto the side of Brad's car, but they both were probably just joking, right? Right?!?!?

Jude Law

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Thanks to the work of one sneaky paparazzo back in 2005, we didn't have to rely on hearsay to determine whether or not Jude Law's penis is small after catching a glimpse. Thanks to those NSFW photos that surfaced, we were able to evaluate Jude's penis size for ourselves.

Shia LaBeouf

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Even if Shia LaBeouf hadn't admitted to Playboy that he wasn't "extremely well-endowed," we probably would have figured it out on our own. No man who wears a large size condom would throw a cup of coffee at a photographer on the street and then run away like a little girl!

Jon Gosselin

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Beware of the scorned ex-girlfriend, ye men of small dicks! Jon Gosselin's ex, Hailey Glassman, got back at him by telling the whole world what Kate Gosselin already knew: that Jon's penis was "tiny, tiny, tiny!" Kate was slightly more generous when she referred to her ex's manhood as "stubby."

Daniel Craig

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According to sources, Daniel Craig used a penis body double for his nude scenes in Casino Royale! Did his real-life teenie-weenie not measure up to the "James Bond" ideal?

Enrique Iglesias

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Ten years ago, Enrique Iglesias admitted to having a small penis, but then he took it back — so, is he big or small? We guess only Anna Kournikova knows the true size of Enrique's member.

Eminem

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Although Em may rap as well as any black rapper, evidently, he's not as well-endowed as most. "If you’re going to have sex with Marshall, make sure you have a little blue pill, because otherwise it does not work," ranted his ex-wife Kim Mathers.

Nick Lachey

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Jessica Simpson's virginity pledge may not have been worth the wait, as Nick Lachey's small penis evidently did not impress the singer on their wedding night. In 2006 (following their split) she revealed, "Nick Lachey didn’t pack too well if you know what I mean, but I got over it." Geez, Jessica, we hope your new boyfriend, Eric Johnson, is able to stuff more into your suitcase than Nick did!

Ashton Kutcher

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Back in '08 on the Letterman show, the late Britney Murphy joked about her ex's relationship with his (now) ex-wife, saying, "I suppose the crux of their relationship basically means to him that age doesn't matter and to her size doesn't matter." Kutcher never denied (or rebutted) the accusations — gotta say — we admire his confidence. And ugh ... class. 

Daniel Radcliffe

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Apparently, not even the likes of a Hogwart's wizard has enough talent to fix a major (or minor) problem like this — so it may come as a surprise that our favorite Hogwart's star was forced to, sadly, blame his small wand on "shrinkage" upon shooting full frontal for Equus.

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