10 Visions Of Lady Gaga's Wedding To Taylor Kinney

Lady Gaga Taylor Kinney in her 'You & I' music video wearing a wedding dress
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Here's what Lady Gaga's wedding to Taylor Kinney will probably look like.

Remember when Lady Gaga was a thing, and she still wants everyone to think that she's still a thing? Everyone is like "Nah, we got enough Gaga, we're good," and she's like "No, there's tons more Gaga!" No one wants more Gaga though, we've already had too much. (That explains ARTPOP's sales.)

Now Lady Gaga announced she's getting married to Taylor Kinney, an actor who some people kind of recognize. The couple got engaged on Valentine's Day, which is nice and all, but I think this is only news because Lady Gaga is kind of a crazy person, and her wedding will probably end up being really wacky.

Let's be honest: Lady Gaga and Taylor Kinney's wedding is probably only happening because her last album didn't go as well as she hoped it would. A wedding is a good way to get your name back in the news, so it was either that or murder somebody. So, I guess its a good thing that she's getting married. Mazel tov!

Lady Gaga hasn't always been pro-love. Hopefully, she got over her fears or her wedding is going to be a nightmare for her.
<a href="http://www.giphy.com"/>Lady Gaga - Giphy</a>
I'm not sure what she's trying to say with her hands here. There's a heart, and then an equals sign. What does it equal, GAGA?!
<a href="http://www.tumblr.com"/>Lady Gaga - Tumblr</a>
Now that she's married, she can let herself go, and keep eating her cereal with her mouth open.
<a href="http://www.tumblr.com"/>Lady Gaga - Tumblr</a>
This isn't what her wedding dress will look like, but it would be amazing if it did.
<a href="http://www.tumblr.com"/>Lady Gaga - Tumblr</a>
I hope Kinney isn't marrying Gaga for her culinary skills, because that looks like a lettuce sandwich. A sandwich needs more than just lettuce, you weirdo!
<a href="http://www.tumblr.com"/>Lady Gaga - Tumblr</a>
This guy's going to be watching over the wedding, much to the horror of everybody attending.
<a href="http://www.giphy.com"/>Andy Cohen in Lady Gaga's "Venus" video - Giphy</a>
Instead of saying "I do," Gaga's just going to strike a pose.
<a href="http://www.giphy.com"/>Lady Gaga - Giphy</a>
I hope she takes getting married more seriously than she does getting arrested. It's a mugshot, stop fooling around!
<a href="http://www.tumblr.com"/>Lady Gaga - Tumblr</a>
Remember single people, this is a wake up call. Answer it.
<a href="http://www.giphy.com"/>Lady Gaga - Giphy</a>
If you're currently single, just understand that this found love before you did. Fix your life.
<a href="http://www.giphy.com"/>Lady Gaga - Giphy</a>

 

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