Here's what Lady Gaga's wedding to Taylor Kinney will probably look like.
Remember when Lady Gaga was a thing, and she still wants everyone to think that she's still a thing? Everyone is like "Nah, we got enough Gaga, we're good," and she's like "No, there's tons more Gaga!" No one wants more Gaga though, we've already had too much. (That explains ARTPOP's sales.)
Now Lady Gaga announced she's getting married to Taylor Kinney, an actor who some people kind of recognize. The couple got engaged on Valentine's Day, which is nice and all, but I think this is only news because Lady Gaga is kind of a crazy person, and her wedding will probably end up being really wacky.
Let's be honest: Lady Gaga and Taylor Kinney's wedding is probably only happening because her last album didn't go as well as she hoped it would. A wedding is a good way to get your name back in the news, so it was either that or murder somebody. So, I guess its a good thing that she's getting married. Mazel tov!