These 12 Dirty Holiday Sexts Will Even Make Santa Blush

‘Tis the season for warm, crackling fires and snuggling under blankets on cold winter nights. And while a glass of warm eggnog or spiked cider can quickly heat things up, nothing raises your temperature quite like a seasonal sext from your significant other. Whether it’s during the work day or from across the table at your in-laws holiday feast, use your thumbs — and your dirty mind! — to add sugar and spice and everything nice to a simple text message exchange. A merry, merry Christmas indeed. (Wink, wink.)

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1Because acronyms shouldn't be limited to LOL and WTF

2What's better than plants for your pecker?

3And trust me, they won't be blue

4Talk about a snow job

5Well, and it was only $

6Sock it to me, baby

7A frisky twist on a seasonal classic

8Or your Cupid, if you prefer

9Do I have to spell it out for you?

10Things could get a bit sticky

11That’s one winter chore that you can get behind…or in front of Any position is fine.

12I’ll put out more than milk and cookies