5 New, Wild & Crazy Sex Toys That'll Get You That Big O

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There's a new type of toy for every type of gal.

You can say adios to the old-school penis shaped vibrators you're used to using. These days sex toy companies are coming up with all sort of wild and whacky new designs that are pretty ahem….stimulating. Trust me, you will not miss that phallic vibe.

1. Club Vibe If you're an exhibitionist (or maybe just a closet one) the Club Vibe is the perfect vibe for you. You slip one half of the pod your panties (they come with a specially designed pair) and give the other half, which serves as a remote control, to your partner. While in "Club Mode" it reacts to any sort of noise, meaning that you can get a tingle down below anywhere from a romantic dinner to a bass-filled club, (where it works best). It also works manually so if your partner wants to see you randomly get off at the grocery store, they can. Just save your "O" face for home.

2. Crave Duet Ever get frisky with your vibe only to feel like it's just not doing enough? Your poor clit is crying out for more stimulation while you drum up fantasies of Johnny Depp/ Channing Tatum / Cristiano Ronaldo / Seth Rogan. Well no fear the Crave Duet is here. The Crave is waterproof and quiet enough you could use it in a library. The tip is designed to hug your clitoris delivering some seriously powerful vibes. Like 8 on the Richter scale strong. The best part is it's sleek and modern like something Steve Jobs might have designed. So you can throw it your suitcase and the TSA won't know any better.

3. Minna Limon This may look like your average stress ball, but that's where looks are deceiving. The Limon will alleviate stress; but not in your palm. This hot pink lemon shaped vibrator is controlled by how hard you squeeze it. Which means not only can you get off you can practice those kegels at the same time too. Even better the Limon has a programmable memory so if you find a pattern you really like you can come back to it later. But don't keep all the fun to yourself, let your partner use it on you too!

4. We Vibe 4 If your man has a smaller member or you just want to spice up your sex life, the We Vibe 4 is pretty gosh darn fun. The C-shaped vibrator slips inside the vagina while the other rests on the mound. With the We Vibe safely in place, the gentleman in question can enter you and bang away. Surprisingly it stays put even with more aggressive thrusting. Not only does it offer vibes for both of you, it gives him the feeling of added resistance enhancing his orgasm as well. And as most women orgasm from clitoral stimulation as opposed to penetration, the We Vibe 4 is a win-win.

5. Jimmy Jane Hello Touch Whoever came up with this might be nothing short of a genius. A sex toy that turns fingers into vibrating wonders? Magic! That is if you don't mind your partner looking like a cyborg. It slides onto his or her wrist while the finger pads wrap around the index and middle fingers. Now your partner can caress you gently all over from your thighs to your nips to your hooha. They can even insert their digits inside you to hit your g-spot and clit at the same time. Good times.

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