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Farrah Abraham Is Selling Her Used Underwear & Her Soul

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And the Mother Of The Year Award goes to ... anyone but Farrah Abraham.

MTV ran a special, Being Farrah, that exhibited her superior parenting skills. She includes Sophia, 5, in everything she does — including tanning, trips to the aesthetician ("to make mommy look young!" — yikes!) and even meetings about shilling her "sex tape." (You know, the "sex tape" that was a professionally shot and produced porno.)

In between quizzing her kid on numbers and ABCs in her Austin, Texas home, Abraham can gaze at the hugely blown up images of her Girls And Corpses magazine cover and Back Door Teen Mom case. No, really.

To her credit, Abraham seems to be trying her best as a 22-year-old to set Sophia up for a financially secure future, if not quite a psychologically sound one. Too bad the former Teen Mom fails to see how her decisions will bite her in the back door later. You know, once Sophia can use Google.

The Teen Mom-cum-Back Door Teen Mom-cum-Farrah 2: Back Door And More starlet isn't just selling porn that she calls sex tapes anymore. Now, Abraham is even selling her used undergarments.

Vivid Video, the distributors of Abraham's classy classics, is leaving her used lingerie on eBay for the highest bidder. Vivid CEO Steve Hirsch explained, "Farrah is toxic. We don't want this anywhere near the office so we decided to get rid of it as soon as possible."

... That sounds about right, doesn't it?

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