From STDs lurking in book pages to divorces, 'Fifty Shades' is responsible for a lot of weird stuff.
You know what kind of people read Fifty Shades of Grey? Heathens! That's who! Don't think so? Well, then how else do explain copies of it soaking in STDs and drugs? Pages being used for makeshift crack pipes? People humping the book as if it's some sort of sex toy? OK, so the last two were a slight exaggeration, although I'm sure someone, somewhere, has probably tried to get it on with a book. I mean, look at American Pie; that was a pie! Either way, there are definitely some scary things going on with readers of the trilogy.
Along with being a gigantic seller and on it's way to being made into a film, Fifty Shades of Grey has created such a stir everywhere that it's actually a phenomenon. Let's be honest: it's become practically a cult, resulting in some creepy, er, interesting behavior.
Here are some bizzaro facts associated with the series, that you may or may not, have wanted to know.
In the more what-did-Fifty-Shades-do-now news, a new study from Michigan State University found that reading the series could be harmful to women's health. Let us count the ways. Christian-Grey obsessed women (ages 18 to 24) were more likely to have sex with multiple partners, binge drink, suffer eating disorders and end up in abusive relationships. It was unclear if the women had entered the relationships before or after reading 'Fifty Shades', but either way this link is bad news.
"If women experienced adverse health behaviors such as disordered eating first, reading Fifty Shades might reaffirm those experiences and potentially aggravate related trauma," explained family expert Amy Bonomi of Michigan State University.
According totop doctor Charlotte Jones, the trilogy is causing a rise in sexually transmitted diseases, like gonorrhoea and syphilis, among older couples. Why? Thanks to the sexy books, the over-50s are getting more sexually confident — and adventurous in bed. We're all for exploring, but wrap it up, guys!
May want to buy an original copy if you haven't read the trilogy yet. Recently a Belgian professor decided to take to a library in Antwerp to see what, if any, type of microbes and bacteria could be found on the most popular books. The results? All of the 10 most popular books tested positive for traces of cocaine, with Fifty Shades of Grey also testing positive "herpes simplex virus type 1 - a strain of herpes that causes cold sores." Granted, not enough to pass the virus, but enough to make you go "Ewww!"
As we reported, people indulging in sexual handcuff use and getting stuck in them (come on, people!), is on the rise. Since 2010 firefighters in London have had to finagle 79 (probably more since our initial story) people out of handcuffs.
Yep, that's right; hardware stores everywhere are also reaping the benefits of Fifty Shades as they watch the sale of rope skyrocket, especially soft, cotton-based rope.
Remember that whole baby boom thing that happened after WWII? Yeah, I don't either. But your parents or grandparents are part of what they call "Baby Boomers," because of the all the sexin' that was going on when the soldiers came home.
According to professors, we're likely to see yet another boom thanks to the trilogy that got so many people so hot and bothered. How are you going to explain to your kid that they’re the result of kinky night of doing the deed thanks to a poorly written book? That should be fun.
Not only have there been more than a few women complaining that their husbands or boyfriends weren't down with them reading the book, but it has also led to violence in some cases.
In the summer of 2012, a British man was arrested for assault after he thought the best way to stop his girlfriend from reading Fifty Shades of Grey, was to smack her, then spray her with an "unidentified" brown sauce. Yikes.
"Laters" isn't a word. "Laters baby," isn't anything anyone should ever say or want to hear, but thanks to the book, people everywhere are using a word that doesn't exist, and this ridiculous key chain exists. Can I get a very loud sigh and eye roll?
Remember the woman who filed for divorce because her husband wouldn't recreate some of the scenes in book? Yeah, don't think she was the first or the last, she was just the one the media picked up on.