These saucy ladies tell it like it is.
There's nothing quite like watching an empowered woman walk onto a stage, flip caution the bird and spout a hilarious one-liner about sex. We've compiled 15 of our favorite funny quotes about sex from famous ladies we love:
"So I'm licking jelly off my boyfriend and all of a sudden, I'm thinking, 'Oh my God, I'm turning into my mother.'"
"It's work having a vagina. Guys don't think that it's work but it is. You think it shows up like that to the event? It doesn't. Every night it's like getting it ready for its first Quinceanera, believe me."
"As I get older, I just prefer to knit."
"Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
"You could put a blond wig on a hot-water heater and some dude would try to f**k it."
"We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation."
"If you wear a short enough skirt, the party will come to you."
"Usually I'm on top to keep the guy from escaping."
"In my sex fantasy, nobody ever loves me for my mind."
"I have a rule, and that is to never look at somebody's face while we're having sex; because, number one, what if I know the guy?"
"I think we can all agree that sleeping around is a great way to meet people."
"The only time a woman has a true orgasm is when she's shopping."
"No woman gets an orgasm from shining the kitchen floor."
"Women fake orgasms and men fake finances."
"My boyfriend and I live together, which means we don't have sex—ever. Now that the milk is free, we've both become lactose intolerant."
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