Online Dating's A Total Drag? 10 Kick-Ass Pick-Up Lines


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This online dating advice will have you meeting IRL in NO time.

In the same way that the best part of having a belly button ring is that you can take it out, the best part of online dating is taking it offline. Because real life is where more than 75% of the world's kissing takes place.

So, how do you get a young lady (or gentleman) to take a chance on you? You just need a little icebreaker.


Here are 10 pickup lines that will help you take your online dating offline.

  1. What do you say to a game of Words With More Than Friends?
  2. I need to hop over to Facebook for a second to change my status to smitten.
  3. What's the difference between a crush and a MySpace account? I'm not rapidly developing a MySpace account on you.
  4. Follow me on Twitter so I can DM you Tweet dreams.
  5. They say online dating is a numbers game, can I get your number?
  6. How about that? Football is now only one of my online fantasies.
  7. (If you've been flirting heavily only) I think I'm starting to have something in common with these pop-up ads. (You get bonus points if you’re a lady.)
  8. We should take over Verizon because I don’t think they've ever had this kind of online connection.
  9. I wish your profile pic was just on Snapchat so I wouldn't try to look at it every 20 minutes.
  10. (To a guy) I wish it was still 1998, cuz you should have a HotMale account.

If the person you're flirting with online doesn't have a sense of humor, do you really want to date them?


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