Congratulations! You've decided to give the whole online dating thing a shot! You've finally joined the 21st century and realized that it's time to get with the program, master the duck face (yes, men are guilty of this pose, too) for a series of profile photos, convey your awesomeness in words and hope to find your soulmate. Online dating is the second most popular way to find love (first being via friends), so why shouldn't it work for you just as well as it's worked for others?
Well, it can, and it will. But first you need to realize how to sell yourself without being creepy or turning off a woman who might otherwise be charmed by you.
Here are nine essential online dating tips straight from the ladies.
1. Stop using the word "nice"
We get it: you're "nice," it would be "nice" to get to know us, the weather is "nice," and "nice" guys finish last so that's why you're here. Get a thesaurus and redo that profile stat. Telling someone you're "nice" is the equivalent to saying everything is "fine," when we know it's not fine!
2. Shave your face
"If I see one more dude with an ironic mustache staring back at me from OKCupid, I'm going to lose it. Isn't that over yet?" And this isn't even coming from someone who's looking for love in Brooklyn, but someone who's looking for love in Pittsburgh. But yes, gentlemen, lose the 'stache, or at least commit to a full beard if you need to keep some fur on your face.
3. Don't lie about your height
Starting off a potential chance for love with lies, is never a wise idea. If you want to lie about your height to someone you never plan to meet, then by all means, go for it. But if you say you're 6'1", then show up to a date and you're actually 5'7", well, you better have an entertaining excuse for that little "slip-up."
4. Quit your whining
Yes, it's horrible that your ex cheated on you with your best friend when all you did was love her and give her everything she wanted. But hey, join the club. Playing the woe-is-me/martyr card is a killer like no other.
5. Wear clothes in your profile photos
Seriously! We get that a guy with Ryan Gosling abs probably wants to show them off, but an online dating profile isn't the place. You'll just look conceited.
6. Save the dirty talk for the bedroom
Similar to keeping those abs under wraps, keep those dirty thoughts out of your messages back and forth. You may think you have a great banter, so you tell her that you'd like to come to her office and bend her over her desk and show her a good time, and — WRONG. Even the kinkiest women have boundaries when it comes to someone they've just met. Keep reading ...
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