(Literally) Groovy New Mattress

(Literally) Groovy New Mattress
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Music and massages--and you thought a bed was for sleeping!

Remember Ewan McGregor as Catcher Block in the retro rom-com Down With Love? His bachelor bed isn't very impressive in front of this queen-sized made-for-lovin' mattress.

With 10 grand out of your wallet you can control and contort the Groove into various positions. You can even romance with the built-in sound system and relax with the powerful 12-program massage feature. Hollandia International, the makers, have already thought of everything for you--the air pressure powered remote control has big glow-in-the-dark buttons!

And don't worry, clean up will be easy with a mattress made of latex.

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