5 Ways to make a blow job more efficient

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5 Ways to make a blow job more efficient
This is not the gourmet b.j. These tips are for those days when there is little time or energy.

Ok, I know – men NEVER want to hear the words “B.J. and efficient” together in once sentence. But, honestly guys, we know some of you NEVER get one. So, these tips are for those women who just HATE to give the B.J. and rarely or even NEVER give one.

At our home parties in the Bay Area, we hear from women who do not give B.J.’s because they do not like the way the penis and “schweaty balls” smell or taste. We hear from women who are worried about “swallowing.”

We hear women complain that it takes too long and their jaw gets tired. We hear it ALL! So, here are our “5 Tips for Making a B.J.” more efficient. Gentlemen, I am pretty sure that if it came down to NO B.J. or an efficient one, you would choose the efficient kind, right?

1. Start the B.J. off early in the day by texting or emailing him that you are going to give him one that day. PRIME the PUMP so to speak, ladies. The more anticipation you can build the more exciited he is going to be that night.

2. If you REALLY do not like the way the penis smells, get him in the shower first or even shower with him. Now, I realize if you have small kids that this isn’t a possiblity really, so send him in there to make everything nice and clean. More priming of the pump. (You can also put some Kama Sutra Honey Dust and dust his testicles and penis with it to make it smell better and taste better.) Brings new meaning to “Honey Nuts” – yummy.

3. For those of you who are REALLY skittish about ejaculate, you can also use a flavored condom and give a “strawberry” or “coconut” B.J. The flavored condoms taste good. I know you are thinking how GROSS condoms taste and normally that is true. But, the flavored condoms are designed specifically for oral sex.

4. Using a small, light vibrator on the testicles or under the testicles can also help to make the B.J. very efficient. You can incorporate a smallish vibrator and apply light pressure to the testicles while you go down on him and it can make very quick work of the B.J. One example is a small toy like the Silver Bullet vibe or even a vibrating Penis Ring like the sensuous love ring. I feel like giving someone oral sex is the highest compliment you can possibly pay someone.

Putting someone’s genitals in your mouth is saying “I really really like you ALOT.” However, we all know that when we give him oral he is doing everything he can to PROLONG how long your mouth is on his penis. Who can blame him, right? However, when we have things to do, kids to check on, laundry to fold, mail to open, etc, we do not want to be down there ALL DAY. So, buy a small toy like the Silver Bullet and see if you can use it lightly on his testicles when you go down on him.!

5. Lastly, the “He” Spot can be massaged gently to make a B.J. very efficient, but we realize this is not for everyone. Massaging the “He” spot requires one finger inside of the anus and well, some people are just not going to EVER do that. (And, some men will NEVER even let you consider doing that.) But, when we talk to men at our Co-Ed Pleasure Parties, we hear them say all the time that having a “He” spot orgasm is very euphoric and it takes them back to their first orgasm when they were 12 or 13 years old.

Again, we are not recommending an Efficient —– for everyone. This is really meant for the couples who rarely partake in this actiivty and for women who are extremely leary of giving oral sex to their husband or boyfriend. We hope it helps.

Remember, SEX IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUN!

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