What a man really wants out of oral pleasure.
Well let's see. Rate yourself on a scale of 1 through 5, with 5 being the top score. Contrary to popular belief, all men are not interested in getting their penises sucked. Only about 98% of the male population is interested.
If you don't like doing it, it leaves you in the position of finding the 2% of men who do not care anything about it. This is not a favorable position to be in. The odds are exceedingly against you. But keep in mind that it's always better to know what to do and not need it, than need it and not know what to do. Who knows? One day it may grow on you. (Pun intended.) Now, if you're ready to get your hands dirty, continue to read on.
You have to go at it like a gangster. Put your game face on. It's like anything else: If you're going to do something, you have to do it right. You have to give it 110%. You can't go in there like a baby. Grab the microphone! You cannot be afraid to touch it. You can't put a rubber on it and go in there with gloves and a mask on. Safe sex is always a legitimate concern, so use your own discretion.
You cannot go in there half-assed. If you are not going to do it right, it is best you just tell him you cannot do it at all. Think of yourself as Madonna. Pretend you are about to perform a solo in front of thousands. Your goal is to make his eyes roll up into the back of his head. Once you've reached this point, know that you have achieved perfection. You can feel totally satisfied. You can confidently say to yourself, "I've got him now!"
Once you have done your job, and he tries to get you to back off him, then let it rip. Yell out like a mad woman, "High Ho Silver Yee Haw!" The whole point is that although you have just achieved perfection, be a beast! Act as if you are going to rip his proverbial microphone off. Now with that look in your eye, let the real games begin. He will be begging for mercy and you will show no mercy. It's almost as if you are going to suck everything in it out. He could well cry STOP! I know it may sound a little bit cruel but in the end he will love you for it once you bring him right back to the next climax.
Once he regains himself, he is going to turn around and give you that energy right back. A man who is in tune wants to give you the same pleasure. You will have a sex session for the ages.
The science of what you have now done is to create so much passion that the energy must go somewhere. In this case, it will go from him, right back up into you! This is the formula. Most women do not know this because they act too timidly, too scared, and they lie, boring while wanting passion not knowing how to create it. You have to remember: men have a competitive nature.
Sometimes you must challenge that nature in a positive way. When you challenge it in a positive way you create passion. No other woman will be able to compete with you unless she knows what you know. Unless she is willing to do what you do for your man, she will not be able to compete and create this same energy over and over. It is about re-creating this energy again and again.
The good thing for you is that most people are lazy and unwilling to do the work, only wanting the reward. 90% of the population lies dormant supported by 10% of the people that are willing to go the extra mile. If you know this, all you have to be is a little bit above average. We're giving you the full spectrum.
You can choose where you want to fall in the equation because we're telling you how to go from zero to sixty. What you decide to do is up to you. We're giving you all of the information. Some may not be able to give 110%. Maybe their very best is 80%, but it's what you do with that 80% that matters the most. It's all about giving your best effort. Ladies, do I need to say anymore?
If you are still confused about how to give oral sex, it is recommended that you go to your neighborhood market and purchase a 6 pack of Big Sticks. These popsicles are usually yellow and red and sometimes pink. The colors are very pleasing to the eye and shaped much like an erect penis. Think about it being a hot summer day and you must keep the Big Stick from dripping on to your hands.
If the juice has melted and dripped to the bottom, you must go to the bottom of it and lick it to prevent it from dripping on your hands. If the juice drips on to your hands, then you have failed the initial penis sucking test. Once you have stopped the juice from dripping on to your hands, then go back to the top and suck it like a normal Popsicle. When it starts melting again, you have to run back to the bottom to make sure it doesn't drip onto your hands. It's constantly melting, so you have to be aware of the top and the bottom. Just repeat this process over and over again and you will be well on your way. You will be ready to get into the oral sex game.
Do not play with this energy unless you want this man to really love you. In the case it is not love, he could potentially stalk you.
Stay tuned for the next article. The Anecdote...How to get rid of him.
Simon S. — Relationship Coach
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