Oral Sex 101: What You Need To Know

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What a man really wants out of oral pleasure.

Well let's see. Rate yourself on a scale of 1 through 5, with 5 being the top score. Contrary to popular belief, all men are not interested in getting their penises sucked. Only about 98% of the male population is interested.

If you don't like doing it, it leaves you in the position of finding the 2% of men who do not care anything about it. This is not a favorable position to be in. The odds are exceedingly against you. But keep in mind that it's always better to know what to do and not need it, than need it and not know what to do. Who knows? One day it may grow on you. (Pun intended.) Now, if you're ready to get your hands dirty, continue to read on. Tease & Please: 7 Lessons You Can Learn From Strippers

You have to go at it like a gangster. Put your game face on. It's like anything else: If you're going to do something, you have to do it right. You have to give it 110%. You can't go in there like a baby. Grab the microphone! You cannot be afraid to touch it. You can't put a rubber on it and go in there with gloves and a mask on. Safe sex is always a legitimate concern, so use your own discretion.

You cannot go in there half-assed. If you are not going to do it right, it is best you just tell him you cannot do it at all. Think of yourself as Madonna. Pretend you are about to perform a solo in front of thousands. Your goal is to make his eyes roll up into the back of his head. Once you've reached this point, know that you have achieved perfection. You can feel totally satisfied. You can confidently say to yourself, "I've got him now!" 

Please remember there are no teeth in sucking a penis ... ever. If you leave teeth marks on a man's penis, you have violated the penis sucking code. Use no teeth at all costs. OUCH! Safe Sex Etiquette For Singles

Once you have done your job, and he tries to get you to back off him, then let it rip. Yell out like a mad woman, "High Ho Silver Yee Haw!" The whole point is that although you have just achieved perfection, be a beast! Act as if you are going to rip his proverbial microphone off. Now with that look in your eye, let the real games begin. He will be begging for mercy and you will show no mercy. It's almost as if you are going to suck everything in it out. He could well cry STOP! I know it may sound a little bit cruel but in the end he will love you for it once you bring him right back to the next climax.

Once he regains himself, he is going to turn around and give you that energy right back. A man who is in tune wants to give you the same pleasure. You will have a sex session for the ages.

The science of what you have now done is to create so much passion that the energy must go somewhere. In this case, it will go from him, right back up into you! This is the formula. Most women do not know this because they act too timidly, too scared, and they lie, boring while wanting passion not knowing how to create it. You have to remember: men have a competitive nature.

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