34 Tweets That Sum Up Why You're Still Single

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34 Tweets That Sum Up Why You're Still Single
These tweeters have insight into your single life that you may not have realized. Are you lonely?

Are you single and don't know why? These tweeters have wisdom. Well, at least they know how to use social media, and they are not afraid to tell it like they think it is. Their opinions are raw and only edited for grammar's sake.

The bottom line is that you are single. Maybe you are single by choice, or maybe you haven't gotten over you last crush. At any rate, you might have a few laughs at what these tweeters have to say.

1. Delusions of grandeur. "I'm single because the gods do not mix with mortals." Whoa.

2. Bad grammar. "im single cause im too much women for one man too handle." Grammar police!

3. Clueless. "I simply don't know. It's time to figure things out." Duh…

4. Game player. "I am single because I like to play hard to get." Got extra running shoes?

5. Low self-esteem. "I am single because I'm not good enough for anyone." You are more than good enough.

6. Online too much. "I'm single because I have Wi-Fi." Get out in the real world a little. Keep reading ...

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