If you are single and dating, you might understand what it's like to kiss a few frogs. If you're looking for love sometimes, you've got to kiss more than a few. I understand; I've kissed more than my share of men who didn't kiss like real men. They kissed like lizards and bologna sandwiches, metaphorically speaking. So, lets hop to it and get this bad kissing party started. Then we need to get our dating calendar and fill it will men who are great kissers! Why Women Like Kissing During Foreplay [VIDEO]
1. The Lizard Kiss. This one was from long long ago, thankfully. I wanted to completely block the memory of this doozie of a bad kiss, but still, to this day, it haunts my brain. It was almost like this guy shape-shifted into a lizard, but retained soft human lips. When my lips touched his, a quickly moving, up and down tongue came out and I didn't know what to do andI didn't think it would ever stop. Now I know what it feels like to be a fly and I really empathize with them now — the poor things.
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2. The Bologna Sandwich Kiss. I got this line from romantic comedy when I was down with the flu. I'm so glad I was sick that weekend so I can share this line in my own words from my own personal kissing experience. "I'm serious. Kissing him was like kissing a bologna sandwich." I laughed out loud at this one, because it perfectly described what it was like to kiss him. His tongue was lifeless and when it was moving, it was flopping around with no direction. Want to have more fun as a single mom?
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3. The Dirty Dog Kiss. This one surprised me a little. He seemed so suave and had the softest, slickest black hair. He had all the right moves in the beginning. I'm not sure exactly what happened, maybe he was getting in touch with his inner Labrador Retriever? It went from a delicious seductive kiss, to him licking the Burt's Bee lotion off my face; I had to sanitize and moisturize after that one. And to top it all off, all of my dog treats came up missing!
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