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007 Signs You Are NOT His Girlfriend (Or He's A Spy)
The guys from 'This Means War' are definitely spies, not boyfriend material.

007 Signs You Are NOT His Girlfriend (Or He's A Spy)

According to films, television programs, comic books, daguerreotypes, cave drawings and divinations from wishing wells, your next door neighbor, coworker or even husband could very well be a SECRET AGENT. Spies are many things, charming, capable, physically adept, but mostly they're terrific liars. The same penchant for misdirection that makes a guy top-notch in the espionage game makes him absolutely horse plop in the awesome boyfriend department.

5 Sexy Things That Are, Um, Really Weird When HE Does Them

5 Sexy Things That Are, Um, Really Weird When HE Does Them

Women and men are wildly different. Ladies are soft, smell nice and are purty. Most dudes are lumpy/coarse, smell like motor oil and bear meat and are generally utilitarian in terms of looks. Because of your sensuality, delicateness and otherworldliness, there are a handful of sexy things you can totally get away with doing. But it is spectacularly weird and decidedly unsexy when we try the same moves.

25 No Good, Really Bad Excuses To Call Him (If You Need One)

25 No Good, Really Bad Excuses To Call Him (If You Need One)

Occasionally, he has a good reason for not calling you back. Generally, the reason involves lycanthropy, alien abduction or the velociraptor flu. But, for the most part, things must not be working. This goes double for a breakup, irrespective of who initiated it. Maybe you absolutely can't help but calling him, here are 25 ways that you do not want to start the conversation

How To "Win" Your Break-Up In 9 Amazingly Simple Steps
You can win your breakup.

How To "Win" Your Break-Up In 9 Amazingly Simple Steps

Breaking up is a bummer, even if you're the one initiating the split and even if you were sick of his sh*t or decided you could find a better caliber of lady. Unless you're a sociopath or have anterograde amnesia real bad, it's going to take a little time to get over the loss (legend has it that you can expect about a month of moping for each year you were together). BUT you don't just have to sit there like a sack of sadness, you can turn this mother around, you can WIN this breakup.

9 Reasons Your Sister Is The Most Important Woman In Your Life
These two are going to grow up to be best friends.

9 Reasons Your Sister Is The Most Important Woman In Your Life

Growing up I was always disappointed that I didn't have any brothers. I managed to forge brotherhoods along the way, generally through beer and shirtless wrestling, but as an adult I couldn't be more thankful for having sisters. I'm incredibly close with both my sisters and think I'd be a much crappier person without them.

The Top 10 "Golden Rules" Of Facebook Relationship Etiquette

The Top 10 "Golden Rules" Of Facebook Relationship Etiquette

Facebook has existed as the Wild West for far too long. It's time that someone codify what is and is not OK to do with your fellow human beings on Mark Zuckerberg's creation (collaboration). Social media needs to follow rules in the same way that society needs to follow certain protocols of etiquette, otherwise it's going to be friggin' anarchy. Here are those rules.

Sigh. 13 MAJOR Relationship Mistakes Men Make Over And Over Again

Sigh. 13 MAJOR Relationship Mistakes Men Make Over And Over Again

There are certain relationship mistakes men make over and over again. And, most of the time, us guys won't tell you about it until it's too late. Let's nip this in the bud, shall we? Let's be reasonable and let's make this thing work and let's leave the armchair quarterbacking to the guys on ESPN.