OK. Now this Twitter business is getting out of hand. As you likely recall, Conan O'Brien, former host of Late Night With Conan O'Brien and some show called The Tonight Show, has an account on Twitter that follows only one person. The luck followee is a young Michigander named Sarah Killen (LovelyButton). Read: Conan + Twitter = Dream Wedding?

As Conan O'Brien (ConanObrien) boasts an outstanding 675,000 to 1 (depending on when you look) followers to following ratio, following this young lady at random was a big deal. Since the life-changing follow by Coco, the 19-year-old (still … Read More

You know the phrase "no good deed goes unpunished"? Yeah, I didn't know what it meant, either, until I read this doozy of a story: Per Reuters, a young German tried to get his Rapunzel on, and ended up spending the night in the slammer like MC Hammer.

The poor young man decided to try climbing to his special lady's second story window, with some flowers and a little love juice (in this case, wine) in hand. The woman, fearing that she was about to fall prey to a cat burglar or, worse, some sex pervert, called the police … Read More

Lots doing in the world of love and relationships these days, so we'll get right to it, and that's the theme of this week's list: cut to the chase.

Our pals at Asylum have a story about a restaurant chain in Thailand called Cabbages And Condoms. They believe in forgoing pretext and safe sex. It is now my favorite establishment, surpassing Tattoos and Cappuccinos.

The Frisky has an excellent essay / letter from the other woman. She is not apologizing and says she's not explaining herself, then she sorta explains herself. Well, if you're not gonna get straight … Read More

Occasionally, he has a good reason for not calling you back. Generally, the reason involves lycanthropy, alien abduction or the velociraptor flu. But, for the most part, things must not be working if he's not calling. Sometimes, you really just need to talk after a breakup, irrespective of who initiated it. If you absolutely can't help but call him, here are 25 ways that you do not want to start that desperate phone call (please finish all of them with "can we get back together now?"):

1. I was just crunching chips loudly and thought you … Read More
   

Holy moly, finally a real reason for Twitter to exist: Free Wedding Stuff.

According to Business Insider, infamous, recluse Conan O'Brien has turned some gal life flipped / turned upside. The former host of The Tonight Show decided to single out one Twitter user to follow and see what would happen. Yes, it is the exact same plot as Trading Places but without the frozen orange juice concentrate scheme. Read: Twitter Top 10: Advice Columnists To Follow

Because the Pale One's blessing is so powerful (it's really almost a Twilight Zone episode), he actually asked … Read More

Our buddies at Asylum say that women like their men like their coffee: dark. More accurately, a study shows that college dudes with the "dark triad" of personality traits (treacherous, lying and death-defying) sleep with more chicks. Classic bad boys vs nice guys issue here, and true to the saying, the nice guys finish last.

Evidently, evolution favors the kind of guy who would slime his way into your loincloth, "finish" quickly and swing out of the cave on a vine. That guy has an opportunity to spread his seeds far and wide. Evidently, that's why there are so many … Read More

While that old trick of presenting an engagement ring on bended knee and asking, "Will you marry me?" while in a private setting is the most classic (and classy) way to become engaged, it's not the only good way to make betrothal a reality. There's the ring at the bottom of the champagne glass... there's the cake with "Will U Marry Me?" in icing... there's the impromptu "hey, let's get married" after a particularly intimate moment... there's even the old reprogramming a handheld video game trick. And after you've exhausted all of the more subtle options, there's the … Read More

A piece of advice, ladies: remember where you put your vibrators. According to Yahoo! News, a German woman called the police to her home because there was an unknown buzzing emanating from somewhere within her home. You know what happens next: the police arrive, possibly in Blitzkrieg fashion, search her home and find the source of the disturbance: her light saber. Ja, Johan Law found her vibrator. The woman, mortified despite the German penchant for kinkiness, bid the police "auf wiedersehen" after insisting that she had no idea what the device was or how it got there, but … Read More

As you likely know, the Oscars are this weekend and cinephiles couldn't be more excited. The average dude, on the other hand, is looking forward to something to watch as sports are in their dead zone between the Super Bowl and the NCAA conference tournaments and March Madness. Did you see the vigor with which guys followed the Olympics? We'll watch ANYTHING with a remotely competitive aspect this time of year. We watched curling for Sasquatch's sake! 

But the Oscars broadcast could be more entertaining for dudes, similar to how the Super Bowl has witty-if-misogynistic commercials and halftime shows for … Read More

It turns out that most women have it pretty easy on their wedding day. The months of planning, dieting, haggling, bargaining with God and breath-holding (sorta) move into the rearview mirror if everyone does their damned job and manages to stow their petty bullsh. Occasionally, however, a woman will pitch an extra level of difficulty into the miasma of wedding day mayhem. Read: Multitasking: Combine A Graduation & A Wedding

First, the awwww moment. Per Yahoo! News, we bring you a woman from the great state of Ohio. The story goes that a woman from Toledo felt some for-real … Read More