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Male Perspective: Why I'm Not Into Anal ... At All

Male Perspective: Why I'm Not Into Anal ... At All

Some call it the final frontier. Whereas the vagina is the entry point of life, the anus is the terminus of the human digestive process. The alpha and the omega. Yet this rear entry (exit, really) holds a mystique and allure that 995 of the 1,001 Arabian nights can't even sniff. Is it the taboo? Is it the fit? Is it a power thing? Whatever the case, you can count me out.

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8 Brutal Truths About Your Man's Bachelor Party (As Told By One)

The bachelor party is a time-honored male tradition right up there with knowing you can beat your dad in a fight, exploring one's own body for the first time and taking your first girlfriend for granted. That is, it's a seminal moment in a fella's life, in which everything that follows will be completely and irrevocably different. Perhaps because of the perceived dread at having one vagina for the rest of your life, women sometimes imagine the absolute worst of a stag party. And it's not, typically, justified.

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5 Ways Nagging Is Like Torture

5 Ways Your Nagging Drives Men Insane (As Written By A Man)

Sometimes being told what to do is really nice. Hear me out. It's not that it divorces us men from the consequences; we're always responsible for our actions. But one thing that women don't realize is that being told exactly what to do can take the thinking out of something you clearly don't want to do. However, being on the business end of a constant stream of critiques, veiled orders, words to the wise and "helpful" hints is a major bummer. Check out these five ways that nagging should just be considered torture already.

Dear Women: Your Spanx Ain't Fooling Us. Love, Men
But I AM a size 4!

Dear Women: Your Spanx Ain't Fooling Us. Love, Men

Spanx is quickly becoming to shapewear what Kleenex is to tissues. It starts with a bit of a paradox; tight clothes look terrible on a person with a little extra weight BUT extremely tight under-clothing can be used to masquerade that plump.

007 Signs You Are NOT His Girlfriend (Or He's A Spy)
The guys from 'This Means War' are definitely spies, not boyfriend material.

007 Signs You Are NOT His Girlfriend (Or He's A Spy)

According to films, television programs, comic books, daguerreotypes, cave drawings and divinations from wishing wells, your next door neighbor, coworker or even husband could very well be a SECRET AGENT. Spies are many things, charming, capable, physically adept, but mostly they're terrific liars. The same penchant for misdirection that makes a guy top-notch in the espionage game makes him absolutely horse plop in the awesome boyfriend department.

5 Sexy Things That Are, Um, Really Weird When HE Does Them

5 Sexy Things That Are, Um, Really Weird When HE Does Them

Women and men are wildly different. Ladies are soft, smell nice and are purty. Most dudes are lumpy/coarse, smell like motor oil and bear meat and are generally utilitarian in terms of looks. Because of your sensuality, delicateness and otherworldliness, there are a handful of sexy things you can totally get away with doing. But it is spectacularly weird and decidedly unsexy when we try the same moves.

25 No Good, Really Bad Excuses To Call Him (If You Need One)

25 No Good, Really Bad Excuses To Call Him (If You Need One)

Occasionally, he has a good reason for not calling you back. Generally, the reason involves lycanthropy, alien abduction or the velociraptor flu. But, for the most part, things must not be working. This goes double for a breakup, irrespective of who initiated it. Maybe you absolutely can't help but calling him, here are 25 ways that you do not want to start the conversation

How To "Win" Your Break-Up In 9 Amazingly Simple Steps
You can win your breakup.

How To "Win" Your Break-Up In 9 Amazingly Simple Steps

Breaking up is a bummer, even if you're the one initiating the split and even if you were sick of his sh*t or decided you could find a better caliber of lady. Unless you're a sociopath or have anterograde amnesia real bad, it's going to take a little time to get over the loss (legend has it that you can expect about a month of moping for each year you were together). BUT you don't just have to sit there like a sack of sadness, you can turn this mother around, you can WIN this breakup.