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Everything About This AK-47 Assault Rifle 'Men's Sex Toy For Her' Is DESPICABLE

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Due to the nature of my job, I get a lot of PR companies emailing me about new, exciting, and “one-of-a-kind” (because everything is one of kind, apparently) sex toys. Even if I’m in a rush, I always click on the link, read the press release, and if I decide to pass, I usually respond by politely pointing out that it’s not a good fit for me to cover. Then I move on with my day. 

But tonight all that changed.

Tonight, for the first time in the seven years I’ve been writing about sex, I was so offended by a sex toy that some guy (and self-proclaimed “sex addict”, but we’ll get to that shortly) was trying to convince me to write about, that I started to shake with anger, sadness, and absolute rage.


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The “toy"? AK Orgy Heaven: Men's Sex Toy for Her. The tagline? “The most deviant Sex Toy to be EVER made!” Why? It’s a freaking replica of an AK-47 assault rifle, that’s “accurately weighted” and includes a “barrel, receiver, magazine, and internal components". Oh, and it’s a dildo. Did I forget to mention that?

It’s an AK-47 assault rifle that has a dildo coming out of the barrel (instead of a bullet). 

According to its IndieGoGo page, it’s a “real men’s toy” for those who want to make “her cream to death.” (Something tells me the genius behind this isn’t exactly the most educated, considering his grammatical disasters all over his crowdfunding page.)

At first, I hoped it was failed satire. Or perhaps a social commentary on how gun violence is out of control and I just wasn’t picking up on what he was trying to say. Then I wanted to believe that maybe, just maybe, this was a weird sick joke meant to get a rise out of people.

But all my naïve hopes were put to bed as I looked even further into this piece of crap, who goes by the name MDFK which, apparently, means “MotherFu**er, with the right reserved symbol.”

MDFK, who clearly doesn’t understand how acronyms work, used to design footwear, but upon realizing that he’s a sex addict, decided he’d venture into the “tabooed market” (his words, not mine) of sex, by “bringing joy, excitement, and a fresh flavor” to it in order to become "Next Porn Mogul." So this sadistic, misogynistic, pro-gun violence prick decided he just had to create a sex toy that would “excite him".

Because, evidently, what excites this douchebag is shoving AK-47 assault rifles inside women’s bodies.

It's been just a few weeks since the deadliest mass shooting in recent U.S. history occurred in Las Vegas. That day, 58 people were murdered (the perpetrator would make 59, but f*ck him) and 546 were wounded.


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According to Gun Violence Archive (GVA), there have been 293 mass shootings, 12,566 gun-related deaths, and over 50,000 gun-related incidents this year so far. And we still have a few more months to go. It doesn't take a brain surgeon to realize that we have a gun violence EPIDEMIC in our society, so I'll spare you the hundreds of other statistics on that topic, and I'll move on to violence against women. I mean, this ass has created a “toy” in which a woman is vaginally (or anally) penetrated by a gun, so there’s definitely a violence against woman issue in here, too.

According to the Center for Disease Control, more than half of the killings of American women are done at the hands of a domestic partner. And that’s just here in the States. In other countries, violence against woman is just as prevalent, if not even more so.

A 2014 report found that 1,000 women are murdered in Pakistan EVERY YEAR in “honor killings” because family members feel that these women disrespected the family so they deserved to die. Again, violence against women is an EPIDEMIC and not something that should be made light of — ever.

So here comes this clown with this disgusting AK-47 sex toy that he believes is a great idea! A fantastic idea! A tremendous idea! I don’t know what he’s been huffing (gasoline fumes, perhaps), why he hates women so much (because he clearly does), if he’s looking for his 15 minutes or if he's straight-up trolling, but his idea —his “creation” — isn’t just indicative of a seriously flawed society, but a culture that continues to champion violence at every single turn.

Because I was so infuriated by his initial nonchalant email and heartbroken to think that a human being would think such an object would be a great idea, I actually responded to him.

I told him I was disgusted, offended, and that his “toy” is an insult to every single person who has lost someone to gun violence. His response?

Let’s start a movement to stop all firearm suppliers, then!

This what happens when we are locked in a certain perceptual view!

Bless you,

Jon

Again, I really want to know what this dude is huffing, because what the hell is he even trying to say here?!

When it comes to sex, I’m extremely open-minded. I honestly believe that as long as it’s consensual, then anything is fair game. But when it comes to something of such a vulgar nature that’s, without a doubt, an emblem of violence and countless innocent deaths, I draw the line.

Everything about this "toy" is despicable. It's steeped in hatred toward women and conveys nothing but heartlessness toward victims of gun violence and their devastated families who have to live every day without them.

How it is that MD-whatever-the-hell acronym he's hiding behind can't see this is extremely worrisome. It's not like the world isn't scary enough as it is lately. 


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Amanda Chatel is a writer who divides her time between NYC and Paris. She's a regular contributor to Bustle and Glamour, with bylines at Harper's Bazaar, The Atlantic, Forbes, Livingly, Mic, The Bolde, Huffington Post and others. Follow her on TwitterFacebook, or her website