The Drunk Mistake Your Zodiac Sign Is Bound To Make

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We've ALL been there, honey. But once is enough.

It’s Friday night and you’re out with your girlfriends. You might have one too many margaritas and suddenly ... you’re not sure what you’re really doing.

Does this scenario sound familiar?

When you’ve had a little too much to drink, then some pretty weird things can happen. That’s why it’s totally important to remember your limits! 

Alcohol acts as a social lubricant and makes the night a bit more fun, but it also severely impairs your judgment, and you might end up doing some pretty darn ridiculous (or DANGEROUS) things.

How many times have you woken up on the weekend, completely exhausted and hungover, and completely clueless about what happened the night before?

Kind of like that Katy Perry song: Last Friday night yeah we maxed our credit cards and got kicked out of the bar so we hit the boulevard. Friday nights can get pretty weird.

When you’re drunk, you do things you wouldn’t normally do in broad daylight, because you’re not really yourself.

And you also get into situations you wouldn’t usually get into.

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And when you wake up the next day, you spend the morning scrolling through social media or texts from last night, gasping at the things you said or did the night before.

Everyone has their drunken moments where they did something completely embarrassing. Your friends might STILL tease you about the time had a little too much to drink. These (horrific) memories can honestly last a lifetime.

But jokes aside, there’s no shame in these drunken mistakes – they happen to the best of us.

Just remember to be more careful next time, and definitely have your friends stop you from doing anything you will regret.

Since each zodiac sign has a different set of characteristics and behaviors, each sign also responds to alcohol in a different way. If you want to find out what drunken mistake YOUR zodiac sign will make, continue reading below.

Aries (March 21 - April 19)

When an Aries drinks a little too much, she FIGHTS with people. Probably a physical fight, too.

This feisty sign gets mad all too easily, and if she’s not completely sober, she gets physical with her anger.

If you’re with an Aries, definitely keep an eye on her and keep her away from any trouble.

READ: Everything You Need To Know About Aries Zodiac Sign (+ Daily Love Horoscopes!)

Taurus (April 20 - May 20)

When a Taurus is drunk, she spends a WAY too much money on food.

She gets late-night munchies after drinking with her friends, so she always wants to stop by a restaurant or gas station to get some grub. If she’s not careful, she can go way beyond her budget for food.

Sure, we all crave food when we drink, but Taurus' comfort traits get the best of her and she tends to go ABOVE and BEYOND. Help your girl out next time and hide her wallet.

READ: 5 Brutal Truths About Loving A Taurus (As Written By A Taurus)

Gemini (May 21 - June 20)

When a Gemini is drunk, she gives out her number to people she wouldn’t usually talk to. YIKES.

In her sober state, she has no interest in these people, but when she’s drunk, she thinks to herself, “Why not?”

When she wakes up the next morning to a text from someone she met the night before, she’ll search them on social media and hope that they don’t contact her again.

Do your friend a solid and turn her on airplane mode before you head downtown.

READ: 13 Brutal Truths About Loving A Gemini (As Written By One)

Cancer (June 21 - July 22)

A Cancer texts her ex when she’s drunk. NOOOOOO!

Her emotions get the best of her when she’s intoxicated, and as long as she still has her ex’s number, she will likely text him and ask him how he’s doing.

When she wakes up the next morning, she is MORTIFIED by her texts from last night. 

A thing you could do to help her out before she resorts to regrettable texting is to secretly change her ex's name. You won't delete the number (DON'T do that!), but you'll also save her from TOTAL embarrassment.

READ: 5 Brutal Truths About Loving A Cancer (As Written By A Cancer)

Leo (July 23 - August 22)

When a Leo is tipsy, she makes some regrettable mistakes. When she drinks, she feels more flirty than usual, which isn't necessarily a bad thing, but if she’s in a relationship, she might end up cheating on her partner.

Small flirtations with a stranger can go just a LITTLE too far, and before she knows it — especially when she's drinking — she’s making a HUGE mistake. 

Stick by her side through the night to make sure she doesn't go anywhere.

READ: 6 Brutal Truths About Loving A Leo (As Written By A Leo)

Virgo (August 23 - September 22)

When a Virgo is drunk, she flirts with people she’s crushing on. Alcohol eases her anxiety and helps her build up the courage to get flirty, but sadly, she just doesn’t know HOW to flirt.

If Virgo is drunk, it's never good for flirting. She uses cheesy pickup lines and acts like a total dork when she’s drunk.

Some people might find this cute, but others might feel plain awkward.

READ: 7 Brutal Truths About Loving A Virgo (As Written By A Virgo)

Libra (September 23 - October 22)

The mistake a Libra makes when she’s drunk is suggesting to do karaoke. UGH.

The idea of going to karaoke on a night out sounds so fun to her, but when she’s drunk, she can hardly keep her composure, much less sing. Prepare for a little of screeching and mumbling.

She’ll be SO embarrassed the next day when she watches videos from the night before. So either DON'T take videos, or tell her to do something more... low key.

READ: 11 Brutal Truths About Loving A Libra (As Written By A Libra)

Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)

When she’s drunk, a Scorpio will take some less-than-flattering pictures of herself and her friends. When she takes photos in her inebriated state, she is not very composed.

These photos regrettably end up on social media.

Luckily for her, she can easily delete these the next morning before too many people see. But if you REALLY want to do her (and everyone ELSE in the pics) a solid, put her in airplane mode until morning.

Or just put the phone away. There's that.

READ: 14 Brutal Truths About Loving A Scorpio (As Written By A Scorpio)

Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)

When a Sagittarius gets drunk, she posts too much on social media. She goes on Facebook or Twitter and posts long-winded rants or streams of thought.

Most of her friends wonder what is up with her when she posts too much, and her CLOSE friends already know. Drunk.

She’ll say the most ridiculous and embarrassing things – the kind of stuff she keeps to herself when she’s sober.

Let's make a rule: drinking and social media DON'T MIX.

READ: 7 Brutal Truths About Loving A Sagittarius (As Written By One)

Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)

A Capricorn is usually very private and secretive about what’s going on in her life. She doesn’t want people to know too much about her personal life.

So when she’s had one too many drinks, she might start spilling out some secrets or things that she usually doesn’t want people to know.

The next day, when she remembers the stuff she said, she BOUND to be embarrassed.

Let her know that it's okay to be honest with you - as her friend - but maybe keep the water flowing in between each shot.

READ: 7 Brutal Truths About Loving A Capricorn (As Written By One)

Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)

When an Aquarius is drunk, she is SUPER sassy. She picks fights with bouncers and challenges anyone who crosses her.

She’s usually very agreeable when she’s sober, but not so much when she’s drunk. When she’s had too much to drink, she thinks it’s a good idea to start a little drama.

Aquarius has a lot of pent up feelings, so when she's had one too many, it's a LOT easier to let it all out.

It’s a good thing her friends usually stop her from doing anything too regrettable. 

READ: 7 Brutal Truths About Loving An Aquarius (As Written By One)

Pisces (February 19 - March 20)

Pisces is super emotional when she’s had too much to drink. A night out with friends usually starts out normally, but as the night goes on, a Pisces might feel very sad and end up crying for no reason.

THE WORST.

When this happens, her friends are usually clueless about what went wrong. You can try to console her, but if you ask her what’s wrong, she won’t give any answers and you’ll be left confused.

Just know that this is just something that, well, happens with Pisces. She'll be better by morning.

READ: 7 Brutal Truths About Loving A Pisces (As Written By A Pisces)

 

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