I've only ever known one real love in life. There is no he or she, just loyalty and for the most part consistency.
This love I've come to know goes by the name of technology.
Of course, we have tough times, but one thing is clear: the good outweighs the bad. All day, every day. Seriously, when I think about how lost I'd be without certain luxuries that we're granted via technology — calculators, Google, smartphones — I can't help but be overly thankful for the stuff.
Our phones alone play so many different roles in our life, from entertainer to doctor.
Here's the lowdown on how it works:
A 3D-printed case is attached to a smartphone and a semen sample is collected using a disposable microchip with an attached bulb. Then the sperm-filled chip is slid into the phone case where it aligns with the camera lens. An accompanying app then does the work (along with an LED, lenses and a few other techie things in the case)... magnifying, counting and timing his swimmers in less than 5 seconds.
The best part? You wouldn't have to sell whatever sperm you do have on the black market in order to purchase the gizmo — the device is crazy-cheat to make at just $4.45 each.
There are still some kinks to work out, such as it being able to detect deformed sperm and "cellular debris" that may come from the phone.
And then there's the fact that it could be years before this male fertility test ever reaches homes. (You know, FDA approval and finding someone to mass produce and sell it.)
But researchers are confident that they're doing something that will benefit the greater good for the estimated 30 million men worldwide who deal with infertility, especially those who don't have access to fertility clinics and to men simply looking to monitor their sperm count after a recent vasectomy.
But, until this thing hits the market, that'll have to do.