The Vibrator You MUST Own If You Want To Orgasm Like NEVER Before

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What do you mean you don't have one?

What with Valentine's Day being right around the corner, I think the time has come for me to share a letter of love to the modern gal's number one sex toy.

I'm talking at you, rabbit vibrators, you sly little beasts with all your orgasm giving power! 

Sure, the Hitachi magic wand hits the spot, and the Womanizer will leave you weak-kneed, but when it comes to pleasure and to the visibility of the female sex drive

At this point, the rabbit vibrator is pretty ubiquitous, but that wasn't always the case. 

So let's make the most of this season of love and celebrate the top five reasons why the rabbit vibrator is a sex toy classic for the ages, shall we? 

 

1. The rabbit vibrator made female masturbation visible. 

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Before the Jack Rabbit vibrator appeared on Sex and The City in the very early aughts, female masturbation wasn't something we really talked about. 

Women often to had to invest in multiple toys if they wanted to have a BOOM-worthy orgasm all on their lonesome. Sex toys were often clunky and served just one purpose and even then, not that well.

Rabbit vibrators popularized and destigmatized the use of vibrators. I mean hell, if Charlotte could lose herself to its charms, surely it was acceptable for the rest of us to give it ride, no? 

 

2. It stimulates your clitoris

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The most noticeable part of any rabbit vibrator is the rabbit. 

Rabbit vibes have a small bunny, rabbit, hare, whatever you want to call it, whose ears are designed to send waves of pleasure (I read that on the box) to your clitoris once the vibrator has been activated. 

Only 25 percent of women can have an orgasm from vaginal penetration alone, so this focus on the clitoris was DAMN important. 

 

3. The Jack Rabbit vibrator stimulates your G-spot 

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For folks who are lucky enough to have hot wet orgasms (graphic, right? It's Friday as I'm writing this, I'm feeling X-rated) courtesy of their G-spot, rabbit vibrators are designed to hit the magic spot. 

Some of them even have features designed to rotate the vibrator just in case you're worried that the plastic phallus might have a difficult time meeting your, erhm, needs, shall we say? We shall. 

 

4. It stimulates your clit and G-spot at the same time 

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IT DOES ALL OF THESE THINGS AT THE SAME TIME.

This might seem passé now, but when these vibes were first introduced, there was absolutely nothing like them available. 

The fact that you can stimulate two major-league orgasmic areas of a woman's anatomy meant it was a toy designed with a woman's solo play and pleasure in mind.

In a society where women's bodies and what we do with them is still so controlled and misunderstood, this was huge. 

 

5. The rabbit vibrator inspired many other greats. 

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While the Jack Rabbit vibrator was the OG in serving a woman's needs, it set the stage not just for imitators, but for innovators. 

If you head over to Google and type in "the best rabbit vibrators" you'll find a vast array of vibes that are designed to meet all manner of orgasmic needs. 

LONG MAY THE BUNNY REIGN. 

 

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