My Vagina Was Electrocuted By The Clit-O-Clock Alarm Clock

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Proceed with caution (and hilarity)!

Not all sex toys are created equal. 

When it comes to your vagina, safety should always come first, even when you're doing something like buying a vibrator alarm clock in the hopes of enjoying sweet, sweet orgasms every single morning upon waking.

But when it comes to vagina alarm clocks, do not go for the cheap option because it is cheap. 

I mean, do you go for the less appealing man just because he'll be easier to get into your vagina? No. Well, I mean not always ... admittedly this metaphor has gotten away from me. 

If you go for the cheaper option, you could electrocute your vagina. 

Like, say, the Clit-O-Clock (yes, that's its name!). 

Don't believe me? Then take it away, drunk lady who electrocuted her vagina in the night! 

I just. 

Wow. 

Mesmerizing, right?

So what have we learned from this video?

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We have learned that if your fancy new sex toy requires itself be plugged into a wall, you'll want to be hyper vigilant. 

We have also learned that if you are drinking, maybe don't drink so much that you go back to home and piss yourself in the night. 

This lady's experience was, uh, let's say unique, but that doesn't mean we can't learn from her mistakes. 

 

Your vagina is the gift that keeps on giving. Like a pinata only hopefully with less blindfolded children attacking it with bats.  

When your vagina isn't keeping itself clean, it's providing you an ample secret storage space, giving birth to children, or delivering your choice of different orgasmic experiences. 

If you aren't treating your vagina like a queen, you should start today.

I'm not saying a vagina alarm clock is a bad idea, we covered the Little Rooster vibrating alarm clock here, and whoa mama did it seem awesome.

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Frankly, the idea of starting each day with an orgasm seems revolutionary enough to me that I can kind of understand how it would change my life. 

But if you are going to buy a sex toy that sits on your vagina all night long waiting for 6am (or whatever) to come around, you owe yourself the favor of doing some mother-loving homework first! 

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