Novelty items might have gone a little too far...
If the Internet has taught us anything, it’s to never Google the word “penis.” (Unless you have private search on, or it’s intentional.)
If you’re searching for that special phallic something, there are plenty of places to look online. But if you’ve ever specifically wanted to wash yourself with a representation of your partner’s anatomy, then look no further!
Introducing penis-shaped soap — the body wash you never knew you needed.
Because nothing says “cleanliness” like suggestively shaped soap. You can get your penis soap with, uh... very realistic anatomical proportions:
Or, for those of you who are environmentally conscious, there’s also a vegan option:
With or without magical glitter:
Generally speaking, soap is something that’s supposed to get you clean. But how many people would use a soap that’s only going to make them dirtier? You and plenty others, that’s who.
This is the filthiest soap you’ll ever use, and yes, you know you want to use it. This soap is great for showering together or even just special bath time alone. In fact, it even comes wrapped inside of special bags if you want to send it as a gift.
Good luck getting clean when your soap is so dirty.