You pissed off the wrong people.
God commands: Love thy neighbor. Unless you live next door to these crazies, then all bets are off.
1. Gee, thanks for the memo. Got it.
2. Pictures or it didn't happen.
3. Um, we're pretty sure that's illegal. In that case, you may not want to leave a note the next time you're committing a crime.
4. Breaking up is hard to do.
5. Some habits are hard to break.
6. Whoops, this neighbor just skipped the passive-aggressive route (and probably feels a little ridiculous because of the awesome reply).
7. Guess someone's not a fan of dandelions.
8. He's got that super bass.
9. No excuses.
10. Uh ... thanks?