JUST IN: You Can Now Officially Send Someone A Bag Of Dicks


This is not a drill.

So you're not getting along with someone and you want to tell them to suck it, but in a way that's not that offensive. Maybe it's your terrible roommate who doesn't understand how to co-exist like a normal human being. Maybe it's a coworker who loves sending you super passive-agressive emails with your boss cced. Maybe it's your BFF who you love to pull pranks on. Well, problem solved, people: A new website called Dicks By Mail will help you send those people a nice-sized bag of dicks.

Not real ones, of course. (Darn.) Gummy ones!

The website allows you to anonymously send a 5 oz. bag of gummies in the shape of penises for the price of $15.99. In case the person you are sending it to doesn't get the message, the bag of gummies also comes with a giant note saying, "Eat a bag of dicks."

"Honestly, I was drunk and a few friends joked about it. I was still a bit drunk the next day and sat down to create the site. Finding high quality dicks and the proper domain was top priority and screwed up my search history for a long time to come," explained the creator of the website in an interview with BuzzFeed.

Ahhhh, Gotta love awesome business ideas that come after 7 gin and tonics. You maybe surprised, but this isn't the only company that will allow you to seek revenge on someone by sending penis-related paraphanelia. Ship A Dick allows you to send penis cut-outs with your message written on them, and even has items related to holidays to make your revenge timelier.


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